Me, me, me, please can I join, running man can vouch for me, I'm no trouble and will fit nicely in, I store things in my bra too when going out but would probably have trouble with a sports bra but do have a bum bag that has my parkrun card in, plus my phone and my trusted shee wee
I'm female, and the answer to all of those is yes, and my shee wee means when I get cut short for the toilet in the great outdoors I don't have to bare my bum and can go in a dignified manner running man will vouch for me
hello Ms Chocolate how are you? and Nick yes 13 medals is a female with no visible tattoos (maybe you should insist on a full check) not weird in anyway, certainly not a shit stirrer and a she wee is a thing that can be used for many things, like a funnel, a witches nose, Pea shooter, it's a very useful gadget.
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absolutely magnificent but God loves a trier
I'm not running with medals if she has a smelly used sheewee in her bumpocket.....
hello Ms Chocolate how are you? and Nick yes 13 medals is a female with no visible tattoos (maybe you should insist on a full check) not weird in anyway, certainly not a shit stirrer and a she wee is a thing that can be used for many things, like a funnel, a witches nose, Pea shooter, it's a very useful gadget.
Sod that! Any club that would have me as a member has too low standards to be worth joining!
Welcome to Nick's Nobs Ms Chocolate
What # am I? I never use a shewee... I go au-natural and bare my ass to passing dog walkers and unsuspecting walkers.
What if I got a tattoo that said 'Nick likes Seren more than Running Man' all down one leg? Could I get expelled for breaching rules 4 and 5?
I've got a hee wee, is that OK? and I wondered why all the dog walkers followed you at Enigma Emmy
You got it! I thought that I had got reported to the police for indecent exposure when I saw them at the RD station on the 2nd day
I was called upon to make a statement "I can confirm I did not see one bare arse that day officer"
Nick - do we have a secret handshake? How will I know a fellow member whilst we're waiting for the white tee's?
This is just as well, I don't want sex with anyone that has a mullet...
can a female member also greet with a traditional runners bottom slap to all members of the club?
Ha ha ha ha