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so there I was out for a hours run, in the glorious weather, minding my own buisiness in Epping Forest, when I decided to go thru a part of the forest I dont normally train in, (just for a change).I turned the corner of a bridle path to find a man mountain of a copper with what I assume was a semi-automatic machine pistol, who stopped me and asked what I was doing, which I thought was a bit of a strange question considering that I was dressed in orange and black lycra shorts and vest top, with a head band and running glasses on, sweating my doo-dahs off and very out of breath. When i replied, 'just out for a training run officer', he replied, well I would stay well clear of this area then.
so after about 5 mins of olympic 1500m pace running in the other direction I stopped and realised I had been right on the edge of the estate belonging to a certain Mr Rod Stewart esq.
the question is tho, what the hell was going on for there to be armed police there????????????
needless to say I wont be runnimng in that part of the forest tomorrow!!!!!
so after about 5 mins of olympic 1500m pace running in the other direction I stopped and realised I had been right on the edge of the estate belonging to a certain Mr Rod Stewart esq.
the question is tho, what the hell was going on for there to be armed police there????????????
needless to say I wont be runnimng in that part of the forest tomorrow!!!!!
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Humane killing!
It must have been a bit of a shock though!
I'm with Gumpster, what an outrage! How dare they warn you away from a public area.
Go back and pick an argument!
Big fecker that Rachel isnt she!
Ring The Sun Legless and make some money out of this every bugger else seems too!
Have im!
You know you want to!
Madonna is one - I believe one can walk across her front lawn
…. Rod Stuart shot by fake armed police officer, jogger spotted fleeing the scene …
LOL
From Fox News
..... reliable sources say that a possible terrorist plot has been uncovered in southern England. Apparently extremists plan to unleash the weapon of mass destruction that is 'Do ya think I'm sexy'.
They have infiltrated the plant and awoken the gravel-voiced cronner from Scotland from his cryogenically stored state and there are fears that he may escape into the community.
Police from the Area reassure the publice that this will not be allowed to happen and he wil be ' brought down' if sportted.
They do, however, recommend a few basic precautions such as turning off the radio and unplugging stereo equipment'.....
Calling the Sun is a good idea. If they won't run it, try the Morning Star.
then presumably, if you pay them enough, they will guard you?
Wolfy, me exploit the situation for money, never.
The copper was between the bridle path and entrance to his estate, and the estate is clearly marked private, I was intending to run along the bridle path which runs adjacent to it, but turned round when asked to by said copper.
Really? Can you hire armed coppers?
What a laugh. I might save up for one for my birthday. That'd surprise the neighbours...
Hmmm.. a naked copper outside the house for a day...
...Legs?
Must be the milkmans now like me!
Go back and tell him where to stick his pussy gun...
Tell him you know where he can find Nicko.
V good with Rachel in.