stopped whilst out running, by...........

Jose.

what's the boy doing in the last scene?


squirt

candy ollier

do stripping coppers have scary looking weapons?

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The men certainly have Truncheons

Lost somewhere

I did some "work" at Heathrow airport whereby I got to dress up as an armed police officer with the MP5 semi automatic machine gun and escort a under threat person who had given evidence in a high profile murder case throught the airport and out of the country.

I got to shout at members of the public to get out of the way and everthing, but the most annoying thing was tourists asking you where the bloody toilet was.

Love

Mt

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Dear Mt, would you please stop stalking Legless.

Warm regards

Waap.

cougie

MT - can anyone do that ? It sounds like loadsa fun.

Please put me down for the next dressing up day.

Brooks the beast

Why should anybody find this unusual ? Isn't Epping Forest the favourite haunt of all Essex Gangsters.

People fund murdered or buried; Drugs deals etc are all part of the daily tableau of said place (well it always comes up that way on the Anglia Ceefax pages).

So why so surprised to find an armed copper there. It was much more likely, and concerning, that you might have run into an armed gangster who probably wouldn't of spoken to you let alone called you sir and just shot you, maybe after torturing you first... and Essex wonders why it has such a reputation......

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Er... having lived there, I DO wonder why (or indeed whether) it has such a reputation. We're talking Epping Forest, not Moss Side or Peckham.

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No reason why it couldn't have just been some loon who likes dressing up as a Copper. You should have demanded to see his I.D. (kneed him in the cajones and swiped his helmet.....that'd brought tears to his eyes)

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Rod Stewart did a song "Do you think I'm sexy?" surely a dangerous ploy that could/should have horribly backfired. Rod Stewart ruined leggy blondes for me, who could take any of them seriously after the succession he's had?

Good luck to him and £millions.

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just found out what it's all about.

prince charles is visiting waltham abbey and using rod's estate to land his helicopter in, then be driven to the abbey, which is only about 5 miles away.

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And they are on the lookout - Osama bin Legless has been spotted in the area.

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...probably for the best that you didn't knee him in the cajones then.

RichardM

I think its disgraceful.






Orange lycra and a headband. He should have arrested you.

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Years ago this copper stopped my brother on his bicycle and the questioning went like this

rozzer : is this your bike ?
brother : yes
rozzer : it doesn't look like your bike

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A perfectly reasonable assumption there Bobolink. Don't you know that bikes are supposed to look like their owners?

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...was it a Budgie?

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I'd rather not say what's in the saddlebag it's personal.

Nicko. Hdau

Oh and dont know if you lot have noticed...the penny has just dropped

Legless and R*****G have been used together on the URWFRC.....Wheres that bloody copper....