Cycling - which are you?

candy ollier

don't be a stripper then, be a body marker

[Deleted User]

nail thru' the rubber...?!!!

I'm not surprised you were shouted at... (told you about those claws!!)

Jj

Do I get to choose the bodies?

candy ollier

was this in the transition area or the chemist?

candy ollier

you even get to choose the mark

Jj

would there be room for my phone number?

candy ollier

depends where you write it i guess, and on whom

Jj

...it's getting jolly hot in here.

candy ollier

if Will was there there'd be room to write detailed directions to your hotel room

Jj

[turns fan up a notch]

candy ollier

but not on his ScottDempsey of course.... you'd need a very fine pen for that, and pray he's number '1'

Jj

I think it might be safer for me to pack my Chubby Chalks and draw on the road outside your hut.

Jj

I could teach you Gaelic in Chalk.

candy ollier

fine its agreed - get your flight booked

I think me & Mo & JLK are all flying out on the Wednesday (there's only one flight a day)

Jj

[ponders pavement art and wonders if there's any money in it...]

candy ollier

do it on the 'big' hill climb (yes Melsy I know its all downhill) - everybody's going slower on that bit so there will be more time for them to appreciate your work

Jj

If I do it next week outside Doggett's I can say it's in aid of the Austria Ironman fund for Distressed Li'l Leopards.

candy ollier

if you do what outside Doggings?

Dr Nic Twinks

Bert in "Maoiree Parpins" seemed to do OK on it Jj. Mind you he was also a one-man-band, hot chestnut seller, kite maker and chimney sweep.

candy ollier

his accent was a bit dodgy too.

i suspect he wasn't a real cockney, i think he was probably from the New Forest area really

candy ollier

tea parties on the ceiling? definitely a Solent thing

Jj

Tea dancing on the ceiling might be fun. I'll ask Lionel.

candy ollier

watch out, he might stalk you like he did that poor blind girl in the video

candy ollier

ringing her up and just heavy breathing... following her round.... its a good job that she managed to construct that clay 'photofit' at the end for the police, or who knows what he might have done to her

Jj

Dunno - but it would have lasted All Night Long.