Helsby (Four Villages) Half Marathon.

Ratbag

So, is this a TG thread or a 4 villages thread?

I've printed off the forms for me and Mrs RB for Helsby. Will send them off this weekend. Hope I'm not too late.

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan

Jakesy - 261
Fat Face - 246
Heavy Breather - 241
Dave The Spartan TBA
Viking - TBA
Barbara - TBA
Cougie - TBA
Pink Minnie - TBA
nrkintheuk - 244 (I fink)
DeeCee - TBA
Ratbag
Mrs Ratbag

fat face

Ooh great RB's doing it. Commercial the night before RB?

[Deleted User]

ooh Dee Cee you just wait!

[Deleted User]

Jakesy is now an official Liverpool running club member and i`ve got the vest to prove it

c`mon the hoops

I`ll have to buy new trainers to match now

fat face

As you politely said on Sunday Jakesy, hoops make you look fat.

[Deleted User]

Its the fat that makes him look fat

<<snigger>>

fat face

I knew it was something, I just couldn't put my finger on it. (or in it, in Jakesys case)

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan

I wouldn't want to put my finger anywhere near it !!!

fat face

eeeeeeeeeeurgh!!

IronM.in

Boys!!!!

fat face

I saw a pink mini in Liverpool yesterday. Was that you?

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan

did it have great legs, or alloy wheels ?

fat face

ackshally, it was a metro, so it had neither.

[Deleted User]

you may snigger and poke fun but soon i`ll be as fit as a racing snake

and it`s not fat it`s essential carbohydrate stores







and a bit of beer

[Deleted User]

Does this mean I'll have to break sweat if I want to kick your @rse at Helsby?

cougie

Hope its not as cold as this year or we'll have to chip the sweat off you !

IronM.in

a METRO! I'm deeply insulted FF!!

[Deleted User]

Just be careful where you put the chisel!


A free newspaper??

[Deleted User]

you`ll have to break more than sweat now i`ve got my go-faster stripes.
in fact it wont be long before you join a club to keep up with me.

[Deleted User]

Well I'll join a club with more go faster stripes

and, and, and

spoilers and everything

[Deleted User]

yeah,you go an join Mossley hill ramblers

fat face

I've heard that Liverpool RC are desperate for members. They'll take anyone at the moment. They used to have standards and you joined by invitation only. Remember those invites we all got (except Jakesy) to join South Liverpool Mossley Hill AC a while back. Now that's a class outfit that is.

Liverpool Smiverpool. Who cares.

[Deleted User]

actually i`m now semi pro,they pay me thousands for each race and i`m not allowed to speak with the likes of you

btw,tonights training involves;-

black sheep ale
black sheep riggwelter
batemans
fullers honeydew
old empire
waggledance

and rainbow trout sandwiches

fat face

Only thousands. You've been had.

Tonights training for me:-

bottle of stella
bottle of stella
bottle of stella
bottle of stella
bottle of stella
bottle of stella
bottle of stella
bottle of stella
bottle of stella
bottle of stella

[Deleted User]

FF,you need to vary your training to get better results

Higs

tonights training will be Thai takeout with bottle of Gewurz' followed by:

bath and early night (if I'm sensible)

or

slip next door to pub for many pints of Robinson's Best and chip butties (if I'm not)

[Deleted User]

I've only got one thing to say about the extremely desparate Liverpool RC

blue & white sh1te, blue & white sh1te
hello, hello
blue & white sh1te, blue & white sh1te

[Deleted User]

c`mon the hoops
c`mon the hoops

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan

Children !