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WLTM any desperate/drunk* female runners
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McGoohan
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February 2005
Did one of you veh 'tractiv ladeez call?
(No, mother, don't use the phone. I'm on the Internet! Tinternet!)
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Unknown
February 2005
ROFL @ McGoohan & José
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[Deleted User]
February 2005
Colin where have you been ? Out in your Lamborghini looking greasy and gorgeous ?
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[Deleted User]
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February 2005
<staggers in>
*hic*
did *hic* anyone call? *hic*
awwwwwwww shite, it'sh you lot!
<collapses in a drunken heap>
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McGoohan
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February 2005
Out in the lamborghini, the wind blowing through me oily mullet, lookin' good. Oh yeah.
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[Deleted User]
February 2005
bring it on.
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McGoohan
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February 2005
I'll be there in a trice, fair maid.
(Alright mother. I said alright.)
Sorry, slight delay. Got to give mother her bed bath first.
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Unknown
February 2005
McGoohan -- take that disguise off right now!
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[Deleted User]
February 2005
does she sit in a rocking chair looking out of the window ? Does she call out <<<<<<Colin>>>>>>>> when she needs something albeit insignificant ? Does she remind you of the times that you wet the bed.....in the last week ? Love mothers !
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Bod
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February 2005
Girls, can you buy greaseproof pillowcase covers on QVC? Methinks the wet stain in the morning is not so attractive.
Also how do you wash that hair, the water must just slide off?
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Unknown
February 2005
eurgh Bod!!!!!!
I've just not long eaten - do you mind!
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[Deleted User]
February 2005
Bod Bod Bod...he doesn't wash that hair, he just adds more grease so he can achieve that untra slick look !
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[Deleted User]
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February 2005
*puke*
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[Deleted User]
February 2005
I think I may belong here...
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McGoohan
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February 2005
Walllll hallooo there.
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McGoohan
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February 2005
ooops. Wrong persona. hang on a mo.
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Jose.
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February 2005
no, you don't, you are not that desperate
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McGoohan
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February 2005
Walllll hallooo there.
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[Deleted User]
February 2005
(looks around being very shy)
Hello...
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McGoohan
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February 2005
(that's better)
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McGoohan
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February 2005
Could you give me a hand washing mother?
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M...eldy
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February 2005
Your alter egos catching up with you McGoohan !!
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McGoohan
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February 2005
[That was:
Kimberlina could you give me some help in washing my mother;
rather than:
Mother, could you hand wash me]
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[Deleted User]
February 2005
(realises she's not that desperate, hiccups and staggers off)
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McGoohan
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February 2005
Well, could you at least hold the towel?
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McGoohan
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February 2005
OMG Meldy, you're right!
Who am I??????
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Crash Hamster
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February 2005
You are number 6!
<coat...door...sorry. I have loved this thread so much, I just HAD to join in>
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Jose.
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February 2005
I don't know. I'm the cleaner.
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M...eldy
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February 2005
The cleaner what???
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[Deleted User]
February 2005
Has Colin finished giving his mother a bed bath ??????
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(No, mother, don't use the phone. I'm on the Internet! Tinternet!)
ROFL @ McGoohan & José
*hic*
did *hic* anyone call? *hic*
awwwwwwww shite, it'sh you lot!
<collapses in a drunken heap>
(Alright mother. I said alright.)
Sorry, slight delay. Got to give mother her bed bath first.
McGoohan -- take that disguise off right now!
Also how do you wash that hair, the water must just slide off?
I've just not long eaten - do you mind!
Hello...
Kimberlina could you give me some help in washing my mother;
rather than:
Mother, could you hand wash me]
Who am I??????
<coat...door...sorry. I have loved this thread so much, I just HAD to join in>