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May I offer some guidance of my own:
Don't look at the London Marathon website.
There is less than 12 hours to go
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good running, master and fellow students
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cometh the day,
cometh the hour,
cometh the 40,000
goeth the 40,000
finisheth the 39,999
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too late now . . .
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Congratulations of the deepest variety, to other ooooooooooommmmmmmmmmers.
Thank you Master for your guidance and higher teachings, did you achieve an even higher level of consciousness?
Personal it was, a journey it was, the finish it was worth achieving.
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truly running the marathon a spiritual experience is....
Thank you Master and fellow students for your widom and guidance
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Oh great and venerable Master, I have now returned from the place called X Po in the far-off lands of Mara Thon. It was indeed filled with many marvels but the days were very long and filled with a mighty throng of followers. I have to confess to you, O great Swami, that despite having to remain at my post for many hours I was unable to resist temptation and returned bearing a pair of shoes whose most auspicious number is 1090 and an item of red clothing called Spo Tjoc which, if worn around my upper body will help me reach a higher astral plane.
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While in the place called X Po there were many who tried to lure me away from following your way, O great Master. The woman Por La who many revere as a saint was there as was the man known as Hy Li who, it is said, does not run but flies without touching the ground. He is, O great Master, an impostor, for he did not fly there but travelled on the DLR.
Such peole can never replace you in my estimation, O great Swami, for you are the way of the truth.
Following your way has indeed led me to greater things, O Venerable Master, for I truly ran with the wind yesterday (I blame it on the gels) and was blessed with a happy run and sunburn. With your guidance, Master, I will run faster next time and get less burned.
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PS - did you get your new orange robes, O great Master?
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I sought out the water zone in the place called X Po in the far-off lands of MaraThon to greet a fellow disciple with fellow wanderers Lor Raa and "the seeker of the tight shorts" but we were X Poed out and had too much at the gathering of the 40 thousand pastas and could not find the water zone.
For me the seeking of the Floo Raa 26th level was almost a seeking too faa - I had also sought but found this elusive destination in the land of the Running Frogs just the Sunday before.
Undoubtably it was the wisdom of Super Swami Grass Hopper who enabled me to achieve the ceremony of the placing of the medal.
Lor Raa and "the wearer of the tight shorts" had their own personal ceremonies too.
Think carefully about what you seek, you may attempt to get it.
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Alexandra - would that be another convert to ultras then?
first of all hope you won't be lame for long and that you are able to waddle freely soon..
I was actually thinking of another of Plodding Hippo's vices....
(but have entered a 10k - does that count?!)
my VICES
hope you arent starting on the gin
er Im no ultra runner--ive done about 4
short ones
you ask one of the other nutters
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Ultraaaaaaaas are baaaaaaaaaaarking
plenty to go around though. I do special ice cubes with little wedges of lime frozen into them if you're interested hippo!
Ita a bit early in the morning though
*jiggles freshly-filled cut crystal highball enticingly*