sitting on the shelf.

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having been totally and utterly s**t on by a member of the opposite sex i have decided that the shelf i pften hear people talking about has my name on it )

Actually it's quite pleasant but needs a few home comforts.

A nice comfy cushion
A bottle of vodka (of course)

How else can i make it more homely?

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bottle of veuve cliquot, champagne always makes me feel better, oh and a chinese! ;o)

Don Minquez

Splodge, do you wear a watch?

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Light a few candles, make sure they won't fall off the shelf though.

Couple of boxes of chocolates to drink with the vodka and champagne after eating your chinese.

Any space on that shelf?

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Yep...loads of room Loopy lee.

Pul up a pew.

I'm not even commenting on the watch, cos that monkey always makes you feel worse ;oP

Don Minquez

Do any of you wear watches?

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I think i might employ my own personal masseur and keep him up here, what do you reckon )

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It is comfy up here isn't it, good view of DM's watch.

Don Minquez

Note the time

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DM's watch has a fantastically big display.

who needs your own when you can look at someone elses )

[Deleted User]

Especially when it's pink with pictures of fluffy bunnies on it. How sweet

Don Minquez

Do you like chicken?

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I'd like to answer your questions DM, but am quite worried about the response I'll get back from you.

Cynical???? me.....(absolutely)

Don Minquez

Puh... I'm as pure as the driven snow, me.

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((((((lol)))))

Wilkie

Can I join the shelf gang? I was quite happy without a bloke, until one showed up and then did male stupid things. Now I want to get back onto the shelf, please.

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Very wise Loopy.

I'm quakin in me boots wondering what horrible uncaring comment he's going to come up with :oO

Very wise to be cynical

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< Splodge shoves up for Wilkie>

The more the merrier )

Have some Vodka and s*d the lot of em.

Wilkie

Make mine a large one, thanks, Spoldge.

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i'm not on shelf girlies but showing suppport with the help of chinese and champagne....

Coops10

I love the shelf.....no hassle and plenty of enjoyment. It's shelf-tastic.

jelly bean

I agree Coops....in fact I like them so much I've bolted one on the back of my Capri!

Sezz

I'm good at putting shelves up.

Coopsy, I thought the big gay pink cow was making a reappearance :-)

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Thanks Santababy, it's very much appreciated.

I fast becoming quite happy with the comfort of my shelf, squidgy cushions and booze a plenty.

I personally think there should be shelves in all public places, where you can just sit and watch with no hassle, wouldn't that be nice.

Nice idea jelly bean. Didn't think there were any Capri's left )

Coops10

You're such a "spoiler" JB.

Coops10

Sezz, the cow has been lost forever into cyberworld. I need a new picture, that makes my face look slightly normal (no obvious jokes please).......

Nicko. Hdau

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

Sitting on the shelf only gives you a flat arse, so get off it and go enjoy yourselves.
Not all of the opposite are bad, .............Well look at me im ok :-) arent I Sezz ?????

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Right, have to climb down off my comfy shelf temporarily and go to work.

any other thoughts on the comfort of the shelf would be appreciated )

Womble

Hmmm a sweet little boy and look what he turned into ;o)

Nicko. Hdau

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thankyou Sweet lady :-P

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LOl Nicko.

Hmmm not sure i want a flat arse, best get out dancing friday )