having been totally and utterly s**t on by a member of the opposite sex i have decided that the shelf i pften hear people talking about has my name on it
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Actually it's quite pleasant but needs a few home comforts.
A nice comfy cushion
A bottle of vodka (of course)
How else can i make it more homely?
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Couple of boxes of chocolates to drink with the vodka and champagne after eating your chinese.
Any space on that shelf?
Pul up a pew.
I'm not even commenting on the watch, cos that monkey always makes you feel worse ;oP
who needs your own when you can look at someone elses )
Cynical???? me.....(absolutely)
I'm quakin in me boots wondering what horrible uncaring comment he's going to come up with :oO
Very wise to be cynical
The more the merrier )
Have some Vodka and s*d the lot of em.
Coopsy, I thought the big gay pink cow was making a reappearance :-)
I fast becoming quite happy with the comfort of my shelf, squidgy cushions and booze a plenty.
I personally think there should be shelves in all public places, where you can just sit and watch with no hassle, wouldn't that be nice.
Nice idea jelly bean. Didn't think there were any Capri's left )
Sitting on the shelf only gives you a flat arse, so get off it and go enjoy yourselves.
Not all of the opposite are bad, .............Well look at me im ok :-) arent I Sezz ?????
any other thoughts on the comfort of the shelf would be appreciated )
Hmmm not sure i want a flat arse, best get out dancing friday )