dude - it'd be a bit far for work. But handy for visiting the parents.
Of course I'm very happy really. Just trying to find that little downside so I could get borderline peeved about something.
I shall leave you with this fitting quote from 'Friends':
Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT."
Is it merely a trifle annoying when one goes to the supermarket to stock up on one's favourite red wine only to discover that it is no longer in stock?
<suspects that throwing a tantrum in supermarket may be a bit too full-on for this thread>
<<considers showing ST the red card for considering doing something so clearly outrageous. but, considering her all-round loveliness, reduces it to a yellow card, such as a moderately-annoyed referee might show to a footballer who fouled another player, but not that badly.
hmmmm red wine sounds lovely but as I am halfway through a lovely selection of fine belgian beer, to mix wine would be a sin and make me ill tomorrow, and thus as cranky as an already ill-tempered bear with a sore head.
jars - can relate to your mild depression. I saw someone the other day driving 'my' car, a red peugeot 205 I was forced to sell against my will, and I was so baguely cheesed off I glared at the lady who was driving. it was a proper evil glare at that.
i trust you did nothing so hideously yobbish to the purchaser of your wee car.
<hastily fashions poncho out of blanket and tosses towards tda>
You have to look the part, don't you think?
<tries very hard to be antagonistic but succeeds only in being mildly irritating, like a fly that keeps landing on your hand and then flies off just as you're about to swot it>
makes me mad, but the bits i can see are sweeeeeeeeet, so, on balance, can tee that anger up and smash it down the fairway to leave only a divot of "moderate annoyance".
Comments
Of course I'm very happy really. Just trying to find that little downside so I could get borderline peeved about something.
I shall leave you with this fitting quote from 'Friends':
Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT."
Bye!
<suspects that throwing a tantrum in supermarket may be a bit too full-on for this thread>
;-D
Now, who'd like some of this (admittedly rather nice) red wine?
I won't get even remotely upset whatever you answer.
ST
Lovely Rioja half price in the Co Op allow me to pour you a lage bucket,...I mean glass
Just sold out trusty JARSmobile...Mr J couldn't bear to watch it drive up the road...spent all afternoon cleaning and preening it!
Lots of good memories of that car...
mildly depressed, but not angry
Why, thank you Jars!
A mildly sad day for you, but think of the joy that awaits the new owner of the JARSmobile! Surely enough to put a (tremulous) smile on your face?
Morning Dude!
"The Golden Girls" (1985)
Rose: Dorothy, is this a good champagne?
Moo slinks back out
jars - can relate to your mild depression. I saw someone the other day driving 'my' car, a red peugeot 205 I was forced to sell against my will, and I was so baguely cheesed off I glared at the lady who was driving. it was a proper evil glare at that.
i trust you did nothing so hideously yobbish to the purchaser of your wee car.
We are the unprovokable.....
tda - red wine will be available whenever you want it. Just say the word.
"c'mon antagonisers......make. my. day."
Nah...sold it to a nice man, and Mr J had it gleaming like a new pin.
We just remembered the good journeys we had in it...
Oh Dear
I am a sentimental ol eejit
...more Rioja anyone
Moo..you look v cool!
You have to look the part, don't you think?
<tries very hard to be antagonistic but succeeds only in being mildly irritating, like a fly that keeps landing on your hand and then flies off just as you're about to swot it>
"thankya pilgrim.....now I know what you are thinkin, was that six glasses of beer or or only five"
(realises he is confusing dirty harry with the man with no name and decides to shut up.)
We take it all in our stride.
But don't you find it just a little bit displeasing ? I know I do.
I fancy some Chocomilk.
<goes to fridge and finds more chocomilk>
Ta da!!
Let me take you to a proper grown-up bar after the FLM
Thanks, JARS -"Nanny Cool"?
Now, L'il Dude
Are you this one?
or
This one?
;-D
So much Krug, so little time....it could almost get me upset if I weren't so even-tempered.
can't get the second one,Moo
But the first one will do JUST fine
...mmmmmm.....
Leaves out rioja...help yourselves
( I've never done it with a man in a poncho...good to know there are still good times ahead..............)
:-D
makes me mad, but the bits i can see are sweeeeeeeeet, so, on balance, can tee that anger up and smash it down the fairway to leave only a divot of "moderate annoyance".
JARS- another attempt:
Oi, Harry, you home??
<sighs with contentment>