I have eaten a doner kebab for the first time in 15 years and I wasn't drunk. It is now sitting in my stomach like some sort of lead weight. I am a little put out that I did not have more sense at the time, but there was a special offer on, buy a doner and get chips for free. Needless to say I have had my chips.
I have spent the last 40 minutes massaging my partners neck and back, hoping this would lead onto something else .................... it did for her ................. she fell asleep!
sleepily drove home from work, but from force of habit, went to my old flat I shared with my ex. I was just about there before I realised, and went home.
have done it before, which made me really annoyed, now it just makes me sad.
It is not the football, it is the spending time watching your wee boy that counts.
Evry saturday afternoon I go to the football with my mate to watch a local team. I could take or leave the footie, but it is just a chance to have a blether and a beer. Quality time and all that. Could be in the shops, or in a cafe or a pub, it just so happens it's the footie.
you are doin somethin important for your kid, just so happens its footie.
off for a run along the beach, now the chocolate has warmed me through.
The warranty on my car expired last weekend. During this weeks rain I have noticed that the front near side fog lamp is full of water. Had my car checked at the end of the warranty but they did not notice it, I bet that was just because it had not rained for a bit. So do I just leave it and be irritated in passing every time I noice it, do I buy another one for about £90, do I go to the dealer and complain fairly but not too loudly, or do I make myself a nice cup of coffee and think about life ?
fixed it with 3 camping roll mats, some cardboard sheets and 6 metres of bubble wrap, all of which i found in my garage. so now i'm not irritated in the slightest, and i'll bid you good day
An elderly driver made me reverse up the hill so he could swing into the road from the wrong angle.
I was a trifle irritated by such selfishness and when he shook his head in a patronising manner as he drove past me, as if it were my fault, I almost reached full-grown miffed stage.
The cat has just deposited lots of black hairs on my white top.
Tsk tsk.
The odd thing is, this cat is brown and tan coloured, so just how did this happen?
Is there a phantom black cat hair thrower the same as there is a phantom diced carrot thrower lurking till someone pukes up and then whoosh! there they are with their bits of carrot....
I'm mildly ticked off that we've just sold our house today, but Mrs SVT had already agreed to go out to a concert with a friend. So I've got to wait till tomorrow night for the celebratory slap-up takeaway and champagne.
And whilst I have a large bag of my favourite chocolates (Revels) and a nice beer to keep me going tonight, they're both in the kitchen. Which means I'll have to get up. Grrrrr.
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I have eaten a doner kebab for the first time in 15 years and I wasn't drunk. It is now sitting in my stomach like some sort of lead weight. I am a little put out that I did not have more sense at the time, but there was a special offer on, buy a doner and get chips for free. Needless to say I have had my chips.
Anyway, kettle is on, time for a horlicks.
I am left feeling slightly put out.
Grab me a horlicks ;-)
have done it before, which made me really annoyed, now it just makes me sad.
Mildly annoying indeed, don't let it make you sad though!
Have a hot chocolate to cheer you up
:0)
ty JARS feel better already.
..off to watch son play football, and undoubtedly loose ( they are spectacularly bad)
Mildly annoying to have every Saturday morning taken up by this, but that's what it's all about I suppose
..and I have a flask of hot choc to take with us!
;0)
It is not the football, it is the spending time watching your wee boy that counts.
Evry saturday afternoon I go to the football with my mate to watch a local team. I could take or leave the footie, but it is just a chance to have a blether and a beer. Quality time and all that. Could be in the shops, or in a cafe or a pub, it just so happens it's the footie.
you are doin somethin important for your kid, just so happens its footie.
off for a run along the beach, now the chocolate has warmed me through.
all the best!
The warranty on my car expired last weekend. During this weeks rain I have noticed that the front near side fog lamp is full of water. Had my car checked at the end of the warranty but they did not notice it, I bet that was just because it had not rained for a bit. So do I just leave it and be irritated in passing every time I noice it, do I buy another one for about £90, do I go to the dealer and complain fairly but not too loudly, or do I make myself a nice cup of coffee and think about life ?
No contest really.
That's almost a victory for us!
Mildly annoyed that it rained , and I had my washing on the line...but hey ho!
majorly annoyed now.
switching thread..........
I was a trifle irritated by such selfishness and when he shook his head in a patronising manner as he drove past me, as if it were my fault, I almost reached full-grown miffed stage.
But didn't.
(yes, he was driving a Rover)
burned myself on a kettle earlier. not a severe burn. just a mild one.
How almost annoying.
And a combination of almost annoyed and wee bit peeved could be considered close to a paler shade of browned off.
Tanned off, maybe?
Now I have to go all the way upstairs to get another one.
only....
it's good exercise, and you might find a pound that someone has dropped on the stairs. the possibilities are endless.
so that takes the edge off the annoyingness (annoyingly tricky word to say)
;-D
Tsk tsk.
The odd thing is, this cat is brown and tan coloured, so just how did this happen?
Is there a phantom black cat hair thrower the same as there is a phantom diced carrot thrower lurking till someone pukes up and then whoosh! there they are with their bits of carrot....
interesting theory.
And whilst I have a large bag of my favourite chocolates (Revels) and a nice beer to keep me going tonight, they're both in the kitchen. Which means I'll have to get up. Grrrrr.
Haven't you noticed how, whenever anyone is sick, there is always carrot in it? Even if you haven't eaten any in weeks?
Curious. What other explanation could there be other than the phantom diced carrot thrower?
This should be a happy, happy day for you!
(although if I were denied champagne, I'd be fizzing....well, maybe not ;-D)
once digestion has completed, the truth is revealed.
SVT - i for one, would not revel in such a task. (booo booo booooooo you twat dude, that truly was stinkin and barely a joke)