When i was at college I always wanted straight hair so that I could grow it like Ian Brown. As it is, my hair grows outwards and upwards, so it's always been shaved.
More teeth would be nice. It's not like I've been careless with them, I just never had many to start with. I wouldn't have to worry about the prospect of losing a couple then.
And I'd like to not get crushes on people any more.
Physically I'd like to have perfct, flawless skin.
Otherwise I'd love to be a morning person. I often have plans of things to do (like thus morning I was gonna go to the gym). But when it comes to it I'm useless at getting up!
And I'd like to not get crushes on people any more.
I used to think that. Now I sort of miss it. Haven't had that sort of "hell-o" response to anyone for years. It makes life much less complicated now but less interesting too!
"And a World Champion boxer. And you could hold your phone, a pint, a kebab and a fag all at the same time."
sounds more likely to be a world champions darts player.
yeah, and you'd need more than one mouth too.
You can climb a rope quite quickly by using your legs in conjunction with your first pair of arms.
But judging by your profile photo, you are already quite adept at using your legs in that sort of way, so I imagine you're like a rat up a drainpipe going up a rope!
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When i was at college I always wanted straight hair so that I could grow it like Ian Brown. As it is, my hair grows outwards and upwards, so it's always been shaved.
I would be faster at running.
Smaller feet. I take size 13 or 14 running shoes. No they don't give me any advantage during a race!
that's something you can change Literatin...
Slowfoot presume you're male?6ft women are rare!
Nothing
Oh, that's right. In that case I'd also like to be 2'' taller.
I'd like to get rid of the inner demons that insist on telling me that 'I can't'
Indecision.
No - 2 inches taller!
More teeth would be nice. It's not like I've been careless with them, I just never had many to start with. I wouldn't have to worry about the prospect of losing a couple then.
And I'd like to not get crushes on people any more.
Clear skin.
my stomach and hips to match my legs and arms.......
Good eyesight.
Physically I'd like to have perfct, flawless skin.
Otherwise I'd love to be a morning person. I often have plans of things to do (like thus morning I was gonna go to the gym). But when it comes to it I'm useless at getting up!
I'd like to be thinner but like Stevie G says that's something I can change myself so I'm working on that.
(Does richer count??)
When I was growning up I always wanted to change my blue eyes to green to go with my red hair.
Now? Clear skin
You'd change NOTHING about yourself Dave?
Really?
I wish I were as perfect!
I have a list.
1. Make my ears stick out less
2. Remove the excess skin I have since losing weight
3. An extra pair of arms. They'd be dead useful.
4. Reverse my arthritic back condition
3. An extra pair of arms. They'd be dead useful.
For what? An indian-god themed fancy dress party?
Wouldn't two more arms just get in the way, rather than assist? You'd have to buy all new clothes and everything.
I used to think that. Now I sort of miss it. Haven't had that sort of "hell-o" response to anyone for years. It makes life much less complicated now but less interesting too!
I didn't say I was perfect livergob. I just said there was nothing I would change,
You could be a terrific juggler, and I'll bet you could climb a rope really quickly.
And a World Champion boxer. And you could hold your phone, a pint, a kebab and a fag all at the same time.
"And a World Champion boxer. And you could hold your phone, a pint, a kebab and a fag all at the same time."
sounds more likely to be a world champions darts player.
I'd like to be healthy.
(And taller, if I can have two wishes...)
yeah, and you'd need more than one mouth too.
You can climb a rope quite quickly by using your legs in conjunction with your first pair of arms.
But judging by your profile photo, you are already quite adept at using your legs in that sort of way, so I imagine you're like a rat up a drainpipe going up a rope!
I'd like to be clever and be motivated.
Add the extra mouths to the list as well!
And with two pairs of arms you could now climb a rope carrying a television.
and you could keep everyone happy in a threesome.