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To the nurse who was clearly in a rush at the Thatcham Minor Injuries clinic yesterday and insisted I absolutely do not have a stress fracture and to go see my gp for painkillers and a physio referral - I hope you have a non-fatal accident and experience serious pain which hinders everything you do in your day to day life!!!! COW!!!!!!
And to my lovely Dr who hours afterwards is convinced I have a stress fracture and has sent me for an x-ray today (what the old bag wouldn't do) and gave me a bag of goodies to take away the pain.
Thanks mum for ferrying me around as I obviously can't drive and thanks to the mums at school for taking my kids for me.
following the Brian Cox science programme last night:
So how many against animal testing were possibly persuaded by the 100 monkeys = 100,000 lives improved argument for Parkinson's sufferers?
So I ordered the bean stew and you forgot to put the beans in??? And the waiter didn't notice either.
Yes, that's right. Pass the buck. I'll deal with it.
Dear OH, I love you, but stay away from me with your stinking cold, I have a Half marathon on Sunday and don't want to catch your germs!
Dear immune system. Don't your dare succumb to that cold.
Would it be wrong to sleep with a facemask on?!
To the jobsworth at the Planning Department, Southwark Council -
You're stupid, you're stupid, You're very very dumb,
If it wasn't for you're mother you'd be a splash of.....
You tell 'em, BBH!
So you had a great time at the weekend, you can't remember most of it, but your mates found you wandeiring and incoherent at 3 a.m. You don't seem to be able to stop after you've started drinking ? This is happening every time ? You wish you knew what to do about it ?
These are not cheerful anecdotes they are downright disturbing.
STOP ! GET HELP !
Aaarrrggghh!!!! I am now getting mighty pissed off with you lot. Get your act together so we can work efficiently and productively, its not a lot to ask for.
Communication never was a strength and has gone down hill recently, you are making the organisation lose credibility with your delays and lack of info.
I feel abandoned and for the first time in many years have thought about changing jobs, it really does seem that bad.
Thank you
Now to drink the 3rd cup of tea this morning and breathe.
Dear back
I am really pissed off with this now
Dear management,
Thank you for listen to me when it came to choosing someone to help me. In your wisdom you decided to employ the person who was my last choice. She is as thick as two short planks, lazy and can’t work unsupervised. She is no help and only a hindrance to me. There is only so many times I can explain the same thing. So instead of having someone to help with the work load you have added to it. F***wits the pair of you.
Dear ITV: "Birds of a Feather" was total crap the first time round, when the BBC made it.
Why are you resurrecting it? It was better off dead.
What a stupid bloody question - no, it isn't possible.
Sorry - it was a genuine mistake - thanks for making me feel even more carp than I do already.
I really wish I'd done this years ago
For a supposedly sensitive individual you can be really thick sometimes. Walking in while I am mid-conversation with our boss about something fairly important and starting to tell me about your mother in law's potential dog was at best irrelevant, which is why I was a bit floored and unresponsive - we were not talking about you!
*nods*
Dear Mr. Eats Less Than 1000kcal Per Day But Somehow Weighs 24 Stone,
Challenging me about what time I get up and what time I finish work, and whether or not I have a family I want to spend time with is quite rude, and quite irrelevant. I don't have diabetes or arteries made of Lurpak. My diet and exercise habits are none of your business. But if you do want to know, I'm usually out of the house for at least 11 hours per day, do have family and friends I spend time with, and still find time to train for triathlons, ultra marathons, etc. FYI, walking from your car to someone's house does not constitute exercise.
Regards,
Someone who is not your enemy, you cockwomble.
Oh, and:
Dear Mr. 4 o'clock - take a bath. My clinic room now smells of urine.
Dear senior managers:
The fact that four of you decided you needed to escort the chairman through the department was quite embarrassing IMO. I expect you can still taste the shoe polish.
Can't you understand simple ******* English?
[that's a boring one that's probably been done a dozen times already.... but very very genuine today]
First time application to the VLM and I'm in. Piece of piss. What's all the fuss about?
Dear Friend,
Not wanting to see someone upset is not a good reason for getting back together with them... Don't be messing her about.
Dear self,
Running is pants when you don't eat, remember?
Thanks for including the Mustang multi stage race in your magazine this month.
A bargain at just over 2000pounds to enter (plus all associated kit), not to mention training time and impact on family life. If I want the family to come too, then those costs would probably go over £10k.
Pleased too that for some, at 41 and at a funny time of life, you can just up and do the Atacama for £2300 (plus flights). Some of us make do with a new pair of asics and a trip to the pub.
stop wasting my time, you ask for my advice and i give it but you do not take on board what i say. So, please don't come round wasting my time as you obviously know better.
Dear Perv,
OK so I was barely awake this morning and only 10ft from my front door when you stopped, rolled down your window, "jokingly" told me there were no buses and offered me a lift to the station.
And no, I wasn't scared or intimidated (I just thought you were a tool) but, on reflection, I think plenty of women would have been, at that time in the morning on a quiet street so, wanker, if I see you again, I'm taking your licence plate number.