It's the internet.. it's sort of quite good at linking things Sorry if you don't like reading links. No one is forcing you to click on it. If you don't like them don't follow it.
The whole thing assumes that the ladies are just sitting there waiting to be "chatted up", giggling and simpering and swooning at the best chat-up line. Maybe up to the 1970s but now?
That said, I once deployed that Jess Ennis line purely in jest - and it worked!
I had popped into asda on my run for some shopping and this old guy with a stick just said it as i was hurrying down one of the aisles.i presume he had sight problems as well as I look even worse part way through a run..
I had popped into asda on my run for some shopping and this old guy with a stick just said it as i was hurrying down one of the aisles.i presume he had sight problems as well as I look even worse part way through a run..
If it was a younger guy then .. yes I would agree....... but this was an old guy...e probably just got excited at the sight of a bare pair of legs and didnt see the rest of me
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Another link then.
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Sorry Ric?
It's the internet.. it's sort of quite good at linking things Sorry if you don't like reading links. No one is forcing you to click on it. If you don't like them don't follow it.
"'Scuse me luv, are those your legs or are you just running them in for Jessica Ennis?"
Sheesh they are beyond corny.
Do people still use chatup lines nowadays, seriously??
Fricking awful aren't they?
The whole thing assumes that the ladies are just sitting there waiting to be "chatted up", giggling and simpering and swooning at the best chat-up line. Maybe up to the 1970s but now?
That said, I once deployed that Jess Ennis line purely in jest - and it worked!
To be honest no one has ever used a chat up line on me. I think I have the kind of face that makes it clear it wouldn't work
Aw, Screamie
*sidles up alongside, drooling*
Hey sweetie, is your surname Jacobs, cos you're a cracker!
OK that one's actually quite funny.
What does YMMV mean?
your mileage may vary
'ye don' sweat much fer a fat lass'
Muttley is winning the best chat up line competition so far! ........ Ok, a close second to do you fancy a pizza.
'Is that a cereal bar in your pocket?...' ( - retrieves coat.)
the lines werent so bad on the link but the way they displayed them with the pictures really annoyed me.... I must be getting old
I was greated yesterday by hello gorgeous..
I had popped into asda on my run for some shopping and this old guy with a stick just said it as i was hurrying down one of the aisles.i presume he had sight problems as well as I look even worse part way through a run..
"I'd love to lick GU gel offa you. What's the Garm in that?"
it worked for Clayton McDonald.
perhaps it was sarcasm.
If it was a younger guy then .. yes I would agree....... but this was an old guy...e probably just got excited at the sight of a bare pair of legs and didnt see the rest of me
I've made that mistake myself a few times.