It could be a good back up plan Caz...You never know how this job thing will turn out...and in any case I reckon your sideline in spanking might pay more than a regular job!!!
good meeting people on Friday even if I didn't get to talk to many of you (spent most of my time boring snoop dogg!)
was absolutely starving (& therefore a bit lightweight) so had to head out early with bren to get some grub in
has anybody got any races they are heading to between christmas and new year? I'd quite like to work off some of this years christmas pie intake if poss..
I just received this e-mail, and somehow thought it might be appropriate to share it with you all........
LADIES CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT - YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN:-
1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your knickers up in the ladies room.
3. You suddenly decide you want to start a fight with "some bitch".
4. In your last trip to the bathroom you realise you now look more like Mrs Mangle from old Neighbours episodes than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00am chips on the floor of Top Kebab and pick them up & carry on eating.
6. You start crying.
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper side to nerdy Dave from the corner office.
9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.
10. You've forgotten where you live.
11. You start to sound like Tina Turner from the cigarettes you've smoked. Oh, and as you have mentioned 10 TIMES by now, you only smoke when you drink.
12. You yell at the barman, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka.
13. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.
14. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
15. You fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when you sit on it.
16. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
17. You no longer smell of Chanel No.5 and instead reek of a pot-pourri of farts, vomit, and Heineken.
18. You're out-burping the lads.
19. You just HAVE to tell your friends that you love them so much, just one more time.
20. You're at a table of strangers, flashing your tits, and you don't remember how you got there.
21. You're so tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!)
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You're slacking...get back there and do us proud!!!
I've somehow scheduled a techie meeting for wednesday morning (after my department work do)
calamity - I can't change it....
Was it spiked... well if you felt like I did on Saturday morning... probably!
I think your building a bit of a clientele....
might make us all run a bit faster!!!!!!!!
esp you RB
Is an after race spanker like an after dinner speaker??? Maybe there's a lot of work out there???
good meeting people on Friday even if I didn't get to talk to many of you (spent most of my time boring snoop dogg!)
was absolutely starving (& therefore a bit lightweight) so had to head out early with bren to get some grub in
has anybody got any races they are heading to between christmas and new year? I'd quite like to work off some of this years christmas pie intake if poss..
Cheers,
Col.
LADIES CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT - YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN:-
1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your knickers up in the
ladies room.
3. You suddenly decide you want to start a fight with "some bitch".
4. In your last trip to the bathroom you realise you now look more like Mrs
Mangle from old Neighbours episodes than the goddess you were just four
hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00am chips on the floor of Top Kebab and pick them up &
carry on eating.
6. You start crying.
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper side to nerdy Dave from the corner office.
9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
becomes strangely overwhelming.
10. You've forgotten where you live.
11. You start to sound like Tina Turner from the cigarettes you've smoked.
Oh, and as you have mentioned 10 TIMES by now, you only smoke when you
drink.
12. You yell at the barman, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just
tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka.
13. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.
14. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong
way but..."
15. You fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when you sit on it.
16. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
17. You no longer smell of Chanel No.5 and instead reek of a pot-pourri of
farts, vomit, and Heineken.
18. You're out-burping the lads.
19. You just HAVE to tell your friends that you love them so much, just one
more time.
20. You're at a table of strangers, flashing your tits, and you don't
remember how you got there.
21. You're so tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!)
22. Your handbag is dancing around YOU!
Especially out-burping the lads, which I find most amusing at the time
Sounds like this person knows you real well....
RB, they've modelled this one on me.
Never mind eh. I reckon this Friday will be cancelled at this rate as well!