1st thought on waking up - "Christ I've overslept again". Gonna have my 1st run this w/e since New Forest so my 1st thoughts on Monday morning would definitely be Cazzed.
My first thoughts tend to be 'please tell me it's not 3.30am and that actually the reason it is so quiet outside is that it's a weekend and no-one's going to work' Then I lie there wide awake until about 6.05 when I doze for 10 minutes before the alarm goes off at 6.15am. And that's without jetlag!
Hope you are all well - I missed the forums madly while I've been away. Hope Windsor went really really well - I'll look for earlier threads when I've got a few hours to kill (aha, perhaps at 4am !!!)
1st thought depend on which bit of the body I'm talking about. Not wanting to be cazzed, it's ususally:
Oh Christ It can't be that time already Followed by a scene that resembles that ad on the telly- " early man.. and it's not a pretty sight. How I can be transormed into this wonderful specimen so quickly is a mystery.
I do admit, the forum comes into my brain failry quickly, not that I'm addicted doctor. I can control it.. could give it up at any time.
1st thought depend on which bit of the body I'm talking about. Not wanting to be cazzed, it's ususally:
Oh Christ It can't be that time already Followed by a scene that resembles that ad on the telly- " early man.. and it's not a pretty sight. How I can be transormed into this wonderful specimen so quickly is a mystery.
I do admit, the forum comes into my brain fairly quickly, not that I'm addicted doctor. I can control it.. could give it up at any time.
My morning litany: "Oh s**t, it's a running morning... I'll enjoy it once I'm out there..... And as a treat, once I've taken Small to the station, I can get my honey and yoghourt and log on to the forum........."
That is so-o-o-o sad!
Is there any hope for me? I'm even thinking about getting a separate phone line because of the amount of time I spend on here!
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Where am I ?
How did I get here ?
Please God...tell me I'm still dreaming.....aren't I ?
Wheres the paracetamol?
How did I get here?
Please God... Tell me I...
its amazing what drink does, hic!
Don't wait up Jon... ;-)
What do I have to do this morning?
How many times can I snooze the alarm for?
And if it's a Sunday... what date is it, do I have a race today eek????
gaz. and you matey!
Caz. Do behave!
My first thoughts tend to be 'please tell me it's not 3.30am and that actually the reason it is so quiet outside is that it's a weekend and no-one's going to work' Then I lie there wide awake until about 6.05 when I doze for 10 minutes before the alarm goes off at 6.15am. And that's without jetlag!
Hope you are all well - I missed the forums madly while I've been away. Hope Windsor went really really well - I'll look for earlier threads when I've got a few hours to kill (aha, perhaps at 4am !!!)
Happy weekends one and all....
First thoughts on waking? It depends...
If it's my 1:30am wake-up, then it's usually "Oh God, it's only 1:30am. Better go to the loo".
If it's my 2:50am wake-up, then it's usually "Oh God, it's only 2:50am. Better go to the loo again".
If it's my 4:30am wake-up, then it's usually "Oh God, I've got to get up in a couple of hours. B*gger".
If it's my 7:30am wake-up, then it's usually "Oh God, it's time to get up. What day is it?".
If it's my 8:30am wake-up, then it's usually "Oh God, I've overslept again".
Insomnia - there's nothing quite like it!
Not wanting to be cazzed, it's ususally:
Oh Christ It can't be that time already
Followed by a scene that resembles that ad on the telly-
" early man.. and it's not a pretty sight.
How I can be transormed into this wonderful specimen so quickly is a mystery.
I do admit, the forum comes into my brain failry quickly, not that I'm addicted doctor. I can control it.. could give it up at any time.
Not wanting to be cazzed, it's ususally:
Oh Christ It can't be that time already
Followed by a scene that resembles that ad on the telly-
" early man.. and it's not a pretty sight.
How I can be transormed into this wonderful specimen so quickly is a mystery.
I do admit, the forum comes into my brain fairly quickly, not that I'm addicted doctor. I can control it.. could give it up at any time.
"Oh s**t, it's a running morning...
I'll enjoy it once I'm out there.....
And as a treat, once I've taken Small to the station, I can get my honey and yoghourt and log on to the forum........."
That is so-o-o-o sad!
Is there any hope for me? I'm even thinking about getting a separate phone line because of the amount of time I spend on here!