Maddy you're a tri-girl... you must be surrounded by fit guys when you're racing! I wish I could swim properly... I'd do it just for the oggle-value... LOL
Namaste, I've read that Welsh men are more generous and let off more pheramones than English men ... that'll be why they all seem to walk straight out of one relationship and into another in this part of the world.
Dunno, maybe because Namaste hasn't come to watch you strip out of your wetsuit yet?
Or perhaps you're a little bit choosy ... and why not?
They were saying on the news this a.m. about just how many people get hitched just so as not to be left on the shelf. Some even confessed to just doing it for the pressies!!! How shallow is that?
Minty: I loved what you posted early about not compromising, about people who tell you to lower your standards or expectations... I agree say bull@cks to that!! Rather be by myself thanks very much. My best mate is with a complete toss-pot who makes her so miserable, and he's no oil pinting either nor does he have any money so... explain??? She just thinks she can't do better. Very sad.
So Maddy... what qualifications are required to become an efficient wetsuit stripper??? Just get peeps out of their kit quickly??? This could be fun...
Neath... I'd still be splashing around by the time everyone's finished... Everyone's down the pub and I'm still drinking the pool!! Would survive bike & run...
I suspect if I did it my efficency would decrease in proportion to how fit I thought hte body was - I would want to take my time over the really fit ones
It seems that we are somehow inadequate if we don't have a partner but I look at myself and I think ... hang on a minute. I have a nice home, an okay car, I own a house in London which I now rent out (covers mortgage and my rent here) and I'm about to qualify as a teacher. Life's tickety boo. I also have a lovely (though slightly dyspraxic) son.
Oh, and nobody's smelly socks and pants to wash apart from mine and Little Mint's.
Everytime I tootle along in my (ancient 12 year old) little red convertible and some glitzy big engine pulls up next to me my heart SINKS, cos its inevitably a potbellied bolding chap in his 50s trying to race me at the lights... groan...
So my vote is for the bit of rough cutie in an old Fiesta, who's not trying to make up for anything.
Kaz: I made one fly through the speed camera the other day! It was hillarious. Obviously didn't know the area! Revving next to me like a loon, so I thought oh go on then lets have it!! He flies off in first, but my second and third are veeeery long so I've got him doing 65 on a 40 road and we're nose to nose when I slam my foot on the break laughing, he looks confused for a split second then the camera goes FLASH!!! Sixty quid and three points thank you very much... I tootle along casually and pull up next to him at the next set of lights and wiggle my little finger at him with a smile...
He was not impressed!
(road was empty I hasten to add before anyone slams me for dangerous driving)
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fits a lot of the shopping lists here!!
they are a lot nicer up the Valleys... we get all the chav dross down here in the city... (*mopes*)
but
I wish I could swim properly... I'd do it just for the oggle-value... LOL
Neath tri 400m swim. no excuse.
Maddy you got mail
Minty why im i single then?
NAmaste - you could always do a relay
(* faints *)
Or perhaps you're a little bit choosy ... and why not?
They were saying on the news this a.m. about just how many people get hitched just so as not to be left on the shelf. Some even confessed to just doing it for the pressies!!! How shallow is that?
hmmmmm dear wedding party I want a carbon bike and aero helemt. S*d the fridge got one.............
Right keys, helemt GELS and DRINK. Sorted
thing to keep ones brains in when meeting idiot drivers.
Neath... I'd still be splashing around by the time everyone's finished... Everyone's down the pub and I'm still drinking the pool!! Would survive bike & run...
It seems that we are somehow inadequate if we don't have a partner but I look at myself and I think ... hang on a minute. I have a nice home, an okay car, I own a house in London which I now rent out (covers mortgage and my rent here) and I'm about to qualify as a teacher. Life's tickety boo. I also have a lovely (though slightly dyspraxic) son.
Oh, and nobody's smelly socks and pants to wash apart from mine and Little Mint's.
What more do I need?
Leaves you out then coops!
Just been driving through the streets with the roof down today. God I feel like a celebrity - LOL
Merc girl and I must be polar opposites...
Everytime I tootle along in my (ancient 12 year old) little red convertible and some glitzy big engine pulls up next to me my heart SINKS, cos its inevitably a potbellied bolding chap in his 50s trying to race me at the lights... groan...
So my vote is for the bit of rough cutie in an old Fiesta, who's not trying to make up for anything.
;-)
He was not impressed!
(road was empty I hasten to add before anyone slams me for dangerous driving)
I thought that might attract your attention Coops!
Afraid to say she has since come out as a 3 wheeler so no joy for you there. Or is there?
I am God's gift.