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just buying Jack Penate song that I love
Teen A bought it at other house
but for sake of 79 p can't be bothered to work out how to get access to that copy
just read the end of last nights thread
lol
I DID NOT look at the donkey's dong in Whitby
honest
Twin2 saw a foals dong today.
"What is that sticking out of its bottom?"
Before I could think of an credible lie she said
"Oh, it's his willy"
he he he
why lie?
fair point
and you count beans for a living
LOL XB
today I have drunk one bottle of lovely red wine, eaten 1 box o chocs, got my leg over and waved my knickers at next door but it didn't make me happy
I think it may take a while to attract some lovely tits, so in the meantime, I shall continue to admire flr's
why feel very welcome
and those must be good binocs
*admires*
The bean counting's days are numbered.
I drafted a letter today that started "It is with great sadness that I hereby give notice..."
just sent someone 8 angels (ok a silly chain text)
and she asked if they were from the pound shop
ffs
oh goodie XB
life's too short
also that will leave you free to draft my business plan
poo
I ned a business plan sooner than that
cos is all about ME
obviously
down where?
(crosses legs nervously)
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just buying Jack Penate song that I love
Teen A bought it at other house
but for sake of 79 p can't be bothered to work out how to get access to that copy
just read the end of last nights thread
lol
I DID NOT look at the donkey's dong in Whitby
honest
Twin2 saw a foals dong today.
"What is that sticking out of its bottom?"
Before I could think of an credible lie she said
"Oh, it's his willy"
he he he
why lie?
fair point
and you count beans for a living
LOL XB
today I have drunk one bottle of lovely red wine, eaten 1 box o chocs, got my leg over and waved my knickers at next door but it didn't make me happy
I think it may take a while to attract some lovely tits, so in the meantime, I shall continue to admire flr's
why feel very welcome
and those must be good binocs
*admires*
The bean counting's days are numbered.
I drafted a letter today that started "It is with great sadness that I hereby give notice..."
just sent someone 8 angels (ok a silly chain text)
and she asked if they were from the pound shop
ffs
oh goodie XB
life's too short
also that will leave you free to draft my business plan
poo
I ned a business plan sooner than that
cos is all about ME
obviously
down where?
(crosses legs nervously)