Did he get an award? Maybe he's desperately trying to get more than a semi so he can indeed polish your boots and bring them back all shiney.
Do you think you'd get a salt mark round the edge of the boots if he wanked on them, and it dried, much like when you've been out in the rain? *ponders.....*
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Did he get an award? Maybe he's desperately trying to get more than a semi so he can indeed polish your boots and bring them back all shiney.
Do you think you'd get a salt mark round the edge of the boots if he wanked on them, and it dried, much like when you've been out in the rain? *ponders.....*
Hehehehe
Apparently according to Derek & Clive it posesses very similar properties to Brasso
(ref: 'Sir' sketch ... audio version most definately NOT suitable for listening in refined company)
I emailed cross dresser today and asked for the boots back. Apparently, he has had them in his car for a while.
Why he didn't return them ages ago is beyond me!
Men?!!!