okley dokley <tape measure in hand> how the feck do we measure our bum to ascertain whether we it is a perfick 70% of our hip measurement...sorry had large glass of Chablis at lunch so not thinking straight!
<<<<<<...sccreeeeeeeeeeeecccccccchhhhhhhhh.........the Pepsi Perve sofa arrives and settles down to watch, listen and learn....over here chaps!.......>>>>>>>>>>
Darens very silly high pitched cockney accent in I'm a celebrity...yawn yawn yawn sounded just like the thick butchers assistant played by paul whitehouse in the Harry Enfield show
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your a married spud, your a married spud, your a married spud !
so will this mean padded nickers instead of Bra's to achieve that J Lo look?
I'd rather have Kylies arse, J Lo's is bigger than mine.
PS I like Kylie and if I had her bum I'd have it on show
I was "ha ha"ing at your response to the news...alright?
(Dr Nic rolls her eyes)
And yes, you can get bum implants and padded jeans now....!!
Wolfy - agreed, but dead is not a good feature in a fellow methinks!
I'm sick sorry!
*guffaw*
Elvis...pre-big feck off baguette bloater stage? Younger years!