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I still don't get Robborunner's argument. He is moaning that paedophilia isn't funny (agree with that), therefore he should be rejoicing in he fact that one has kicked the bucket, rather than being upset about it.
Make your mind up son, you are either for it, or against it! I mean, next you'll be dishing out revelations that Fat Buddha is actually fat! Pah!
When the big hand touches the little hand....
I've just seen Michael Jackson on family fortunes. To be fair he did really well, until Vernon asked "name somewhere you take the kids for a treat?" Sadly, "up the sh*tter" was not one of the top answers!
and you know it's time to leave Jacko's dinner party when he starts passing round the after eights...
Childline:
The damage to our business is incalculable, there will be redundancies. Heaven help us when Gary Glitter goes
Oh you just cant beat it - proper RW Friday afternoon comedy - after being in the pub for 2 hours.
And I am not disappointed
Cant see this one, and in the spirit of the occasion(thats all ):
Following Michael Jacksons sudden death, Gary Glitter has agreed to step in and cover some of his dates..........Jack aged 12, Henry aged 7 and Alfie aged 10.
Nah coops, its you that has missed my point, it could have been anyone that died, my point was that you lot think paedophilia is funny, hence so many crap attempts at humour.
On some threads you can be entertaining Coops...but sadly, not this one.
Tara chuck.
Didn't MJ speak to Jade Goody just before she died? (I think he actually did)
Strange because Jade Goody was made famous by Big Brother, while Michael Jackson preferred Little Brother
Sorry...its all I could think of on a friday afternoon
Farah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates, St Peter offers her one wish before she enters heaven.
Farah tells St Peter that she wishes all the children in the world would be safe.
Next thing you know Michael Jackson drops down dead!
my favourite quote ever from MJ...........
" Why are people so bothered about me hanging Prince Michael II over the balcony - at least I didn't toss him off"
Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter were sitting on a park bench when suddenly a 7 yr old boy walks past.
Jacko turns to Glitter and says "Cor, I bet he was a stunner in his day"
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13.
"1st my parents left me in Portugal, now this"
It's a shame about Jacko dying but well done to Madeline McCann for ringing the paramedics.
I did KK, and as you are quite sensible, I can see your point, but I dont agree. The others on here are narrow minded, arrogant and pompous, who believe everyone else should not have an opinion different to theirs, I may not agree with what's gone on today, but that is their right to say it, free speech etc. My final comment on todays events..
RIP, Michael Jackson, musical genius, in my eyes, bcause it is my honest opinion that he was. Becoming a genius is sometimes decided by other people, not yourserlf.
Robborunner - I really hope you meant to be funny by acccusing others of being narrow minded, arrogant and pompous because your last post is one of the funniest thing I've ever read, and is the best joke on here.........