Mike Jackson

Muttley

"They could put him straight into madame tussauds, give the funeral a miss"

Funny you should say that. Gunter von Hagens' Bodyworlds show (you know, the guy with the pickled corpses) is currently on at the O2 arena ... as were Jacko's gigs. Coincidence, conspiracy?

fat buddha

Robborunner

you really are a boring twat on this thread - go and take your misery elsewhere please

nice one GO!

[Deleted User]

Shut up fat bastard, so because I dont agree with the content of a debate, I cannot comment on it? Hmm, question time on tv is just a big puzzle to you isnt it??

fat buddha

oh dear Robbo.......

this isn't a debate - it's a thread of Michael Jackson jokes

as for the Question Time thing - wtf has that got to do with the price of bread?

[Deleted User]

Zanzinger, i can do a lot of things, but sing??

[Deleted User]

I have to say I have had a giggle at some of the comments, distasteful as they are. I needed the cheering up though as one of my chihuahuas had to be put down today  and am abit shocked about Jacko being dead!!

[Deleted User]

Is this the stand on your own, one man, swear a lot coz I think I'm all moral and the rest of you are c**ts thread?

Garr

[chuckles at the missed implication]

YoungPup

Michael Jackson was going to cancel his UK tour after he discovered £2000 for a ten year old actually refers to the car scrappage scheme.

Garr

RR, it's fair to say, if you don't like what you are reading, and aren't simply trying to initiate an argument, why are you still here?  I can only see you antagonising yourself so far.

Carry on people.  Vile though you all are.

I'm sure St. Peter will have a list at the gates of heaven with all the names of the people who've posted on this thread, and I guarantee, we're going to be turned away on this alone.

[Deleted User]

Now you are just being silly. Everyone knows there is no God. (And most of us don't use our real names anyway, so that'll fool him)

[Deleted User]

I think I'm already on that list Garr, in bold! MJ Jokes aint going to make that any worse!

[Deleted User]

Not antagonised at all Garr...just think most of you are sick!! Its quite funny reading what you and your buddies consider to be humourous, that's all.

GOM.

I thought FB was a racing snake, to find out that he really is fat has just shocked me!

How could you be so cruel?

Garr

You think this thread is 'quite funny'?  You sick sick bastard!  I thought you were the pinacle of moral perfection, yet you find paedophilia jokes 'quite funny'.

Disthpickable, abstholutely disthpickable!!!

GOM.

Like must things in this world, if you don't like it, you don't have to be apart of it. Don't like what is on TV, switch it off, don't like what is on the radio, switch it off, don't like what you are reading on here. Move to a different thread, Simple really, isn't it?

fat buddha

robbo - may I refer you to this forum if you think we're all sick bastards

enjoy

Garr

I just don't get it.  You enjoy reading stuff that riles you?  Why?  No, don't answer.  I'm not bothered.  It's just that if you actually want a solution to being offended by all this, then stop reading it man!!

Anyway, I'm not going to get drawn into serious discussion any longer.

Let the barrage of MJ jokes continue...

YoungPup

outstanding FB!...........

fat buddha

GO - not bad eh? rant central....

GOM.

LOL, FB

fat buddha

I think I might as well request St Peter to bar me now.....


I see Simon Weston has asked for first dibs on MJ's ears