Maybe not cross dresser. But bloke at work after awards function. We all went to the after party and I spend most of my life in trainers or flip flops so big prossie boots got sore after ALL night dancing.
Landed up borrowing flip flops from the owner of the club we were in (mental note to return them - just in case he has started a "How do I get my flops back" thread in General).
Spent all night driving around with said colleague trying to find an open club at 3am and then accidently left my boots in a colleague's car (under random pretence that we work together and he will return them on the Monday).
He is a man.
He still has them - nearly 2 weeks later.
I have asked for them back...twice.
Still nothing. I even suggested trading them for a drink and he agreed....nothing yet
Any suggestions?
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Wait a week, say to him they are nice shoes that your wearing, can I try them on, see what I look like in them - when he takes them off you put them on and walk off. Leaving the fella standing in his socks
When he asks for them back say "you have a pair of boots" want to swap and keep his shoes as ransom.
Good idea Squeakz... Although, not altogether sure he is thick enough to give me his shoes
Seren - he TOLD me that he took them out his car and they are now comfy as with his feather boa in his house
I added the "feather boa" bit
It's a ploy
He wants you to go round his place so he can have his way with you in exchange for your boots.
It could be a panto, Pussy n Boots
Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha I like that
Fortunately, he is a producer for our multimedia team here at work
We can film it and flog it
I think his wife found them and has destroyed them in a jealous rage.
Or she found them, and he had to pretend he was cross dressing so that she didn't think he was having an affair, so it would look suspicious if they suddenly disappeared.
What does he say when you've asked for them back before?
You could mention you've got a big night out at the weekend and really need them back to complete your outfit.
Or...
next time he leaves the office, say you'll come down to the car with him to get your boots back.
If he's still reluctant then there is definitely something a little bit weird going on.
This was his reply last week to my email:
Hey!
I just really have nothing that goes with them, so suppose I will have to give them back...
Unfortunately however they are still at my house as I thought people may be suspicious of boots in my car, and I also have to cover a story this evening..
So will definitely bring the boots tomorrow, and perhaps we can squeeze in drink after...
And then....nothing.
Erring on side of jealous wife/girlfriend destroying them?
Isn't it summer in South Africa?
Why were you wearing boots in the first place?!
An EXCELLENT question!
Because they are the only heels that I own and it was a semi awards thing...
Men are extremely forgotful at times, maybe just text him one morning to ask him to remember to bring them in.
ask the boss to ask him
send an email or pop up message asking him but accidentally cc the whole company
or just say i have asked you enough times please bring my boots in tomorrow and if he doesnt say whats the issue here?
I reckon I will be properly peed if it carries on for much longer. For now, I am more intrigued as to WHY he is keeping them and the mind f**k around HOW I can get them back.
Until I need them
Then I will err on the side of nasty
Yeh I am thinking he is ejaculating all over them.
How do you clean leather?
The polishing will I'm not sure about the salty love juice but it's a thought for the next time I run out of polish and the shops are closed? Not a very good through but still.
Too much information, MC!!!
Right so I suppose one way to ensure he gives 'em back is to send this link to him and tell him that we have all worked out what he does of an evening?
Well, maybe I will get my boots back then!
*grins sheepishly*
*waves*
Oihhh weirdo if your reading this
Stop wanking over my birds boots you perve