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I'll start, just back in from an evening at a Jazz club.
Women who wear scarves with short skirts. Why?
Women who wear stilletos (?sp) when they know damn well they'll have to walk over cobblestones.
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Jazz club?
Nice.
Erm.... I was talking about the recurring sketch from The Fast Show.
Jane oh so perfect with the beatific smile bloody Asher
Oooooh that feels better!
Yooves who wear their jeans low-slung to show their boxers - PULL THEM UP!!
When cilimbing: guys on the crags who go topless - nice - yet wear beanies.
Anyone wearing a pashmina, FFS.
but I love Billy Bragg, how could you want to slap him, Mikefrog? He's a man of integrity, not many of them about IMHO.
Personally I'd like to slap David Cameron for looking so bloody pleased with himself all the time.
SKY News, more like a drama.
People who almost clip you with their wing mirrors.
Cliff Richard.
While we're on the subject of irritating singers - I would have to agree with my avatar-sake and say that I find Chris de Burgh a bit hateful.
Also rather annoying - NI's very own de Burgh, Mr Daniel O'Donnell.
*shudder*
why billy bragg?
i love billy bragg
People who don't Cheer for their own country
I'm with shimmy on the pooing pediatric.
Can I also nominate whoever came up with the BBC 'making the unmissable unmissable' slogan. Surely that should be 'making the unmissable unmissed'?
The motorist who nearly clipped me this afternoon. When I stick my right arm out, it means I want to turn right. It doesn't amount to an invitation to overtake me, you tosser.
And Billy Bragg.
being pedantic, if it's unmissable then the beeb haven't actually done a great deal.
Is Billy Bragg the new James Blunt?
I agree with the pooing kids
and the other one who can't say anything more than its gone its gone...........but then can write
me
i deserve a good slap
dawdlers in shopping malls, who always manage to drift in front of you when you are trying to get past them....
people with pushchairs who don't seem to be able to control them properly..... and....
people who can't/won't control their children
the annoying pooing kid - if he wants to poo at his mates house, let him. I'd like to see his face when the kid ain't there to let him in.....
Definitely the poo kid, and in fact all precocious, supposed-to-be-oh-so-smart-and-cute-but-just-come-across-as-annoying-little-buggers kids on tv.
Metro Station, because I can't get 'Shake It' out of my head. Or Trace Cyrus.
marco pierre white
gordon ramsey
ricky gervais
the whole british media,
Tossers who shout abuse at runners from the safety of their cars/
* Shops that say "All Stock Must Go" - Of course it bloody must, that is why you are running a shop isn't it ?
* The bloke that runs Carpet Right, when is there not 50% off all carpets then another 20% off: that's what I would like to know ?
* Gordon Brown
* Jamie Oliver
* Jonathan Ross
Really, the list is endless.