Triathlons twice as dangerous as Maras!

candy ollier

So 1.5 people out of 100,000 doing triathlons die of a heart attack, and presumably then, 0.75 out of 100,000 running marathons.

It doesn't say how many fat lazy bastards who do no exercise die out of 100,000, but I'm guessing it's got to be way less than 0.75. So I'm taking no chances... going straight to Greggs for lunch, and then on to Dixons to buy a chav box and a Sky subscription.

Hurrah for informative newspaper reporting!

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan

Triathlons twice as dangerous as Maras!

Yep my OH will kill me if I spend any more money on kit !!!

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The common link seems to be the heart.

Why not remove the heart and we all become traffic wardens?

Think I have enough there for an article in the mail if I  can show how this will have positive inpact  on house prices

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candy ollier wrote (see)

It doesn't say how many fat lazy bastards who do no exercise die out of 100,000

Sorry candy, but I reckon it's 100,000.

Crash Hamster

Yep, one out of every one people will die sooner or later.

fat buddha

prove it

Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan

Nah Thats only people who go to the dentist

Chavs who live on KFC and MaccyD's live for ever !!!!