The office is the best place as long as you have your own, otherwise it can get tricky, but I think there is European directive in place now that allows all employees to be blown off or indeed muff dived at least once a year, something to do with stress in the workplace. Good ol' Sarkozy
You guys are terrible but have given me a good chuckle!!
Just to confirm, sexual favours & birthday sex goes without saying (come on, red-blooded female here!). However, they have to be done before and after work.
Puffin don't worry, the 'use it or lose it' clause doesn't apply here so you may very well be entitled to a blow-job a day all summer! or you may choose to bank them and redeem when under pressure.
Why not just phone him up to wish him happy birthday at work - flowers and moisturiser ? I suppose I'm just getting old but why the **** would a man want either. As for dirty text messages - I'd just assume she'd hit the wrong number on her mobile.
I love getting flowers but most work colleagues would take the piss so better for when he gets home. But a saucy text is a brilliant idea. That will really make his day.
The best present I had from a girlfriend was when she just shut up and left me alone for a day. I never got my full present though. Addition through subtraction.
Not sure how old he is, but I was bought a selection of sweets that I had when I was a kid from http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/ which I thought was great. I've since bought the same for others, and it's always gone down really well. Not if you're marathon training though - too dangerous!
The best present I had from a girlfriend was when she just shut up and left me alone for a day. I never got my full present though. Addition through subtraction.
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Blow job good idea, although its meant to be a present at work so you may have to check his schedule
You may want to combine it with Butt plug "surprise" find out how much he loves you
I don't think I've ever been sent a gift at work. I wouldn't object to flowers. If colleagues gave too hard a time, I'd just tell them to feck off.
He sounds like a lucky chap though and is in for a treat whatever you decide upon.
CHEESE!!!
http://www.teddingtoncheese.co.uk/
And yes I have....
sent him cheese to the office (I am remaining silent on the other issue....)!
strap on and a butt plug?
its going to be crowded in there
You guys are terrible but have given me a good chuckle!!
Just to confirm, sexual favours & birthday sex goes without saying (come on, red-blooded female here!). However, they have to be done before and after work.
Sorry to post something sensible, you can go back to your dirt afterwards!
Roundy - I've just ordered my first box from graze. Found a voucher code for a free box so thought I'd give it a go.
Right, as you were!
Look if you want to please your man. Buy a rubber doll. At least he could get some happiness
doughdough.com - send cake/biscuits/sweets!
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I thought the moisturiser was so he could have a posh wank at lunch time to speed up the work day.
If you really loved him you'd let him give you a mushroom tattoo when he got home.
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Birthday balloons or flowers at work. Good God, whatever next. A book on Liberace's clothing? Or a guide to Elton John's organ?
A vuvuzela?
Well I use to have a Jordan (aka Katie Price) rubber doll.
Sadly, one of her boobs had a leaky valve.
Dough dough looks good. Those cookie bouguets wouldn't last 5 mins with me!
I think I might do the cookie card though. That way he gets something sent but it can still be quite discreet.