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CazSoul wrote (see)
When I answer the phone at work after the recommended 2 rings with the standard Good morning/afternoon *insert name of company* and you say to me "Is that *insert name of company*" I'll give you a clue, if it wasn't *insert name of Company* I would've f*cking said something else when I answered the phone. I speak very clearly when I answer the phone as it is part of my job so please pay attention f*ckwit!!!
Did someone say sommat....
ARRRRRGH!!! That drives me NUTS
I will even leave a pause when I pick up the phone so people can realise I've picked up the phone and start to listen and they STILL don't hear me - WHY DID YOU RING IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED????!!!!!
Edited to say - i'm really not an agro person but i do really like this thread - I felt so much calmer on the drive in this morning
Muttley, some banks are better than others - my Halifax branch not only opens at 8.00 am most mornings, it also has machines that allow you to pay in cheques
No queue, and no sales chat. Result
Sorry - that's not really in the spirit of the thread!Um..... I did want to say to a woman walking along with an umbrella up when it was no longer raining, that it wasn't raining any more. But I didn't.
LIVERBIRD wrote (see)
She is WELL better looking than you are! Do you have an enormous penis or a sparkling personality?
*edited because Wilkie's about!
You know these T-shirts you get that say things like "Thank your girlfriend for me" or "I'm an animal in bed"???
Make you look like a complete tosser.
And please don't wear things with F**K on the front because I hate them and little children can read too.
You CAN'T always say what you really mean Stu! What if it's really hurtful?
Dear John on the answering machine -please do what it says and leave a number - I know more than one John and I'm not ringing them all up to see if it's you - and I know you said "hello...it's John from Donegal - ring me back" - but that doesn't really narrow it down that much either.
She is WELL better looking than you are! Do you have an enormous penis or a sparkling personality?*edited because Wilkie's about!
Is that directed at me? Might be true right enough anyway..... Or did someone I have on ignore just post something after me?
BTW I don't have an enormous penis, though i wouldn't mind finding a man with one of those attached. i know some enormous penises though
ooh back on to things you want to say but can't:
"You, mister are very, very hot, and I often wonder what you would look like naked. You are very nice too, and seem to be perfect in every way, except of course for the fact you are not lying naked in my room, which is less than perfect. Although it sounds as if I am only obsessed with your fit bod, I am not. You are nice to chat too as well. Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom "
Stu www.coastersgb.co.uk wrote (see)
LIVERBIRD wrote (see)You CAN'T always say what you really mean Stu! What if it's really hurtful?
generally don't think anything really hurtful but will say what I think and "own" it. Not easy at times though
I look down on you beacuse you read
Harry Potter is not a great read, you're an adult. Read an adult book
Profiling does work
In 99% of cases, Pregnancy is your choice. I will make allowances for you at our place of work, but it is your choice.I tire of hearing how tired/sick/craving you are.
Scotland should support itself with it's own taxes if it wants to choose how to spend them
Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a choice
Smoking around your small child makes me think a lot less of you
Young people will regret tattoos and should really think more before daubing themselves with them
Don't get high and mighty about speed cameras, they're massive and painted yellow and 30 is a LIMIT
If motorcyclists want respect will 90% of them stop driving like absolute wankers.
Crocs are a mistake of humanity
God I could carry on for hours.....
Oi scaggy neighbour, stop getting pished out of your tiny brain and then calling your wife/girlfriend every name under the sun through the locked front door just because she won't let you in at 2 in the morning. Cut out the middle man and go straight to the police station when you leave the pub so the rest of the street can get some sleep.
Oh and whilst we're on the matter, MY driveway is for MY car and people visiting ME not for you to cut across to visit next door or play football on you f*cking eejit!!!
You got a cob-on again sprint?
Some of your comments show some naivety (just being honest) but I do agree with you on Crocs being a mistake of humanity and WTF is it about Harry Potter????
Sprint - I got my first tattoo when I 28 and don't regret it. My second one was added when I was 34, don't regret that one either. They are both in bit of me usually covered up tho and not for public consumption.
I agree about the crocs
AllNewTB wrote (see)
They are both in bit of me usually covered up tho and not for public consumption.
goldbeetle wrote (see)
have you got a tattoed arse?
Sprint for the line wrote (see)
---Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a choice---
MadameO wrote (see)
goldbeetle wrote (see)have you got a tattoed arse?
I used to but we split up earlier this year.
Goldbeetle - no and as I said, they're not for public consumption.
CazSoul wrote (see)
As someone who generally rings up from a mobile I do often struggle with this one and will confirm I have the right company as what generally happens from my end is......"Hello *muffled version that could be company name or could be something else entirely*" . I probably do come across like an ignorant f*uckwit that doesn't listen but last time this happened when I asked "Is that *company name*" the response I got somehow sounded excatly half way between yes and no!
Stu www.coastersgb.co.uk wrote (see)
debatable whether alcoholism is a disease , fine but choice!? . Nobody would "choose" to be dependent on booze to the detriment of their loved ones, health and quality of life. People choose to drink and risk falling into alcoholism but they do not "choose" to be alcohlic like they choose their socks at Marks & Spencer. Saying that simply simplifies a complicated issue as if you can easily "choose" to step out of it.