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You aren't very bright in some respects are you?
When I sent you that mail saying those queries should be sent to me and not X it was because you allocated them. Who else did you think I meant?
It's a cycle race, no you can't start running.
Oh and +1 for what JT said!
No. No more.
Every single time we set you a deadline you ignore it and every time our manager, instead of backing us up, asks us to do your bidding.
We have decided that this ends today and, frankly, don't much care what happens next.
Tuck your shirt in, take your hands out of your pockets and stop slouching, you slovenly sod. You're supposed to be Britain's top diplomat.
Come back winter, all is forgiven
You charge a five-figure sum for a car... and then can't be bothered to include a manual that explains how it works.
OK, I suppose you do, but the manual is about ten thousand pages long and covers about a hundred different model options. Asterisks all over the place and "depends on model" everywhere. I can't make sense of it, you lazy cheapskates.
Oh... and pointless massive red warnings on every page. Really, you don't need to tell me that I shouldn't run over my own foot... nor lock my children in an unattended car.
Maybe if you embraced your baldness instead of wearing what's left of your hair in a ponytail you wouldn't have to come in on a sweltering morning wearing a flat cap.
Embrace the slapheadedness, that's what I say. Bald guys are sexy.
He is emigrating to a much warmer climate soon. Wonder what the ladies over there (or men, not making assumptions) will think of his look..
I am not judging you and your opinion of me is of absolutely no consequence or use to anyone, so please keep it to yourself.
You should have banned the whole cheating lot of 'em, you bunch of cowards. Instead you kissed Putin's ass. So much for the Olympic ideal, you just followed the money.
It's lovely to see a parent out cycling with their child - but the pleasure is all cancelled out when they cycle on the pavement directly towards me. It's even worse when, just after they passed me, I realised it was the wife and daughter of a good friend and work colleague of mine... grrrr. Luckily I didn't make a snarky comment as they passed though!
"Please" & "Thank you" are the building blocks of relationships. You might try teaching that to your children. But they would have to stop playing Minecraft for a few seconds.
Why am I surrounded by vain and vapid twats?
You are going to Nando's or some other shithole for your lunch. It doesn't matter that you "didn't put blusher on".
Snob! I love Nando's!
Is blusher required?
It's foul. It should be fowl but that overpriced, dried up crap they serve bears no resemblance to chicken.
I imagine Nando's aren't serving up chicken; which are (were) young and tender. Instead they are handing out dead hens which are old and stringy after a lifetime of battery farm work.
🙂
But I guess the last laugh is on the Germans as they've won three World Cups and three European Championships since then, England have won.........