Great to hear the ITLR updates, keep 'em coming and keep it going!
Conquered the Musselburgh 10k in 47:04. The times were up before everyone had crossed the line, very impressive! More importantly, there was flake, ice cream and cake to be scoffed too - a cracking spread. Also took advantage of the free massage.
YM - so it's ok for you to ponce about in pants in vest? But I have to locked in the shed. Double standards
I would like to make it very clear that I did not Ponce. I wafted around in an interesting, romantic and ethereal manner. In my head. Poncing is what gets you locked in the shed, my friend....
kaz - how'd it go with the dog? Hope you're actually looking after it rather than they've told people you are. He's probably lonely. Can you bring him over to hang with your doggie?
RS - yes I am actually looking after it! But could not get it to settle in its own house or mine! At mine I ended up with both dogs going nuts, and a great dane chasing a poodle around although hilarious is not good! Then both them started a barking competition which went on for hours before poodle being returned to its own home! I got a cage for the poodle yesterday, so both dogs were in my house last night. intially rather noisy but it all settled quickly Naomi said! And there was no noise when I got home so all good! Anyway enviromental health agreed not to remove the dog to kennels but the owner is getting a visit when she comes home.
ouch kaz, sounds like mayhem. Do they not play together that often? They'll settle down pretty quickly now on. What type of poodle? please tell me it's a minature
I fully intend to pen a strongly worded letter to the UN, using words containing up to, and including, three syllables to formally moan and piss about the unfair treatment I have, and continue to receive, relating to the wearing of allegedly inappropriate underwear in public, whilst similar behaviour enacted by a member of the opposite sex, herein after referred to as Yer Maj, gets off Scot free.
Just as soon as I can pick the lock to this bloody shed.
Me too, also been standing around in my bra and pants in a field outside Frankfurt. Today was a bit more relaxed, aided by a good helping of German sausage at lunchtime and a gay pride parade. HS is currently out pounding the tarmac right now, then we're all having dinner. We'll be making sure Weedy doesn't fade away.
I fully intend to pen a strongly worded letter to the UN, using words containing up to, and including, three syllables to formally moan and piss about the unfair treatment I have, and continue to receive, relating to the wearing of allegedly inappropriate underwear in public, whilst similar behaviour enacted by a member of the opposite sex, herein after referred to as Yer Maj, gets off Scot free.
Just as soon as I can pick the lock to this bloody shed.
What are you whining about? You've got internet in the shed?
And Simon, darling, it's piss and moan. Not moan and piss. The UN won't pay any attention unless you make your complaint with proper use of the technical jargon.
How far did you have to chase him Weedy before he attacked you? And where is DLR?
Kaz - relieved to hear that your Great Dane won't stoop so low to phucking a miniature poodle. The UN and the EU might have something to piss and moan about that!
I have so may words to say about your shed, MacPerks, but I must fly. I am off to a Hen Night. In central Cardiff. So I shall be mainly battling with boob tubes and bacardi breezers.
I'm dressed in an inappropriate frock and a truckload of attitude. Should see me through to about 11 pm....
Its going to be a long night................my wee dog is having a stand off and won't come in the house due to the miniature poodle............the poodle is whining followed by barking followed by even more whining..........******,******,******* AND LOTS MORE is all I can say.
How far did you have to chase him Weedy before he attacked you?
He took some chasing after, I can tell you. At least I think he was a he.
Call Ban Ki Moon off - two dinners tonight Think I'm putting weight on during this trip I'm going to have to take up exercise when I get back to burn it all off.
Tomorrow's run list as follows...
HS, Emmy, TD, Rob, Suzy and I on the early crew, going from 6am to 11am. RR and Iain running from 7pm tomorrow, crossing the border from Germany into Holland as they go.
Maus, there are pics on fb of the inappropriate frock on a previous wearing...I'll tag you in one so you can see it. Black, halterneck, scantily clad cowgirls is what you're looking for....
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Great to hear the ITLR updates, keep 'em coming and keep it going!
Conquered the Musselburgh 10k in 47:04. The times were up before everyone had crossed the line, very impressive! More importantly, there was flake, ice cream and cake to be scoffed too - a cracking spread. Also took advantage of the free massage.
Now off the possibly invest in a bicycle...
I would like to make it very clear that I did not Ponce. I wafted around in an interesting, romantic and ethereal manner. In my head. Poncing is what gets you locked in the shed, my friend....
kaz - how'd it go with the dog? Hope you're actually looking after it rather than they've told people you are. He's probably lonely. Can you bring him over to hang with your doggie?
Call the UN.
The UN are busy with Weedy's breakfast requirements. MacPerks is fine in the shed....
But where grave injustice is concerned, action must be taken.
Wait. This is MacPerks in a shed...
You're right. It's not a grave enough injustice.
For the record, I've done my fair share of wearing only pants and vest too. In my case, I'm happy to concede poncing was involved.
Arguably, it's a public service. He had taken his shirt off....
RS - yes I am actually looking after it! But could not get it to settle in its own house or mine! At mine I ended up with both dogs going nuts, and a great dane chasing a poodle around although hilarious is not good! Then both them started a barking competition which went on for hours before poodle being returned to its own home! I got a cage for the poodle yesterday, so both dogs were in my house last night. intially rather noisy but it all settled quickly Naomi said! And there was no noise when I got home so all good! Anyway enviromental health agreed not to remove the dog to kennels but the owner is getting a visit when she comes home.
ouch kaz, sounds like mayhem. Do they not play together that often? They'll settle down pretty quickly now on. What type of poodle? please tell me it's a minature
I fully intend to pen a strongly worded letter to the UN, using words containing up to, and including, three syllables to formally moan and piss about the unfair treatment I have, and continue to receive, relating to the wearing of allegedly inappropriate underwear in public, whilst similar behaviour enacted by a member of the opposite sex, herein after referred to as Yer Maj, gets off Scot free.
Just as soon as I can pick the lock to this bloody shed.
Don't be so ridiculous, man. As if I'd ever get anything free off a Scot(t).
Yes RS minature poodle with a rather loud whine and bark!! No they don't play together often, my one cant be phucked with it!!
13 hot miles done today - which included coming unexpectedly upon a 5k race and joining in (and paying) at the last minute
Me too, also been standing around in my bra and pants in a field outside Frankfurt. Today was a bit more relaxed, aided by a good helping of German sausage at lunchtime and a gay pride parade. HS is currently out pounding the tarmac right now, then we're all having dinner. We'll be making sure Weedy doesn't fade away.
What are you whining about? You've got internet in the shed?
And Simon, darling, it's piss and moan. Not moan and piss. The UN won't pay any attention unless you make your complaint with proper use of the technical jargon.
Armageddon may well ensure if you moan before you piss. Or, at the very least, a mouthful of something you didn't order.
German sausage and gay pride? Now I understand the timing of DLR's arrival....
What I said about you yesterday YM. Same today.
Frankfurt gay pride parade - the only place 21 people in bright orange T shirts can look understated.
And I managed to get attacked by a glitter-wielding parade-goer (male). Luckily there's no photographic evidence.
Emmy sorted me out for lunch
HS out running as I type - it's still hot, but there's a slight breeze so hopefully she's okay. Dinner number 1 when she gets back.
How far did you have to chase him Weedy before he attacked you? And where is DLR?
Kaz - relieved to hear that your Great Dane won't stoop so low to phucking a miniature poodle. The UN and the EU might have something to piss and moan about that!
And apologies for using the 'ph' word before 8pm. The sun has gone to my head. (Yes, my shed has a sunroof)
We'll forgive you Simon. Congratulations on using correct nomenclature. The UN has noted your submissions and will stipulate in due course.
For the 3rd time this week, I've done what P&D told me to do. Here was me thinking I'd got my cheeky back...
I have so may words to say about your shed, MacPerks, but I must fly. I am off to a Hen Night. In central Cardiff. So I shall be mainly battling with boob tubes and bacardi breezers.
I'm dressed in an inappropriate frock and a truckload of attitude. Should see me through to about 11 pm....
May we have a photo of said inappropriate frock?
Wohlf: Was there a bike purchase?
Its going to be a long night................my wee dog is having a stand off and won't come in the house due to the miniature poodle............the poodle is whining followed by barking followed by even more whining..........******,******,******* AND LOTS MORE is all I can say.
He took some chasing after, I can tell you. At least I think he was a he.
Call Ban Ki Moon off - two dinners tonight Think I'm putting weight on during this trip I'm going to have to take up exercise when I get back to burn it all off.
Tomorrow's run list as follows...
HS, Emmy, TD, Rob, Suzy and I on the early crew, going from 6am to 11am.
RR and Iain running from 7pm tomorrow, crossing the border from Germany into Holland as they go.
Wohlf - we demand bike porn!
Kaz - I so want video of this! I know it's not funny for you but...it really is.
LSR having to be postponed today again due to thick fog............this training seems to be doomed!!
Maus, there are pics on fb of the inappropriate frock on a previous wearing...I'll tag you in one so you can see it. Black, halterneck, scantily clad cowgirls is what you're looking for....
5m Olympic Park run done. Was awesome finishing in the stadium! That track is something else. Great running once again from jimbob!