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Why'd a wanna buy a caravan with no feckin wheels on?
Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Round up the usual suspects.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
There it is, Wendy. Second star to the right and straight on till morning."
Big Kahuna Burger
Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
Jules: [pause No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
Murdock..... I'm coming to get you........
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy
OR
I demand to have some booze.
(Oddball) Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
(Moriarty) Ah, crap!
"Son........ you are on your own" (Blazing Saddles)
and
"Say hello to my little friend...." (Scarface)
and
"This is a one shot deal"
"What do you mean?"
"You miss; we die!" (Navy Seals)
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."
"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."
"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"
"Only queers and steers come from Texas and you don't look like a steer to me so that just about narrows it down...."
"the sherrif's a ni....ding"
"What did he say?"
"The Sheriff is near"
"No, No....."
That film is riddled with them! Richard Pryor RIP
"What did you expect?..... 'Welcome, sonny?' ...... 'Make yourself at home?'..... 'Marry my daughter?' .......
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land..... The common clay of the New West......
You know...morons" .
you know you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history
Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
"- Hitch... Hitch, I saw you. You're alive.
- I am? Oh, thanks very much."
"- Do you think the Welsh can't do better than that, Owen?
- Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that's for sure."
(In fake French accent) Does your dog bite?
No my dog doesn't bite.
(Bends down to stroke dog and gets bitten).
I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?
That's not my dog.
Infamy, infamy. They've all got it in for me.
Flash, Flash I LOVE you, but we've only got 14 hours to save the Earth
"Take off your mask"
"No"
It's been emotional.
Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Jack: What are your legs?
Archy Hamilton: Springs. Steel springs.
Jack: What are they going to do?
Archy Hamilton: Hurl me down the track.
Jack: How fast can you run?
Archy Hamilton: As fast as a leopard.
Jack: How fast are you going to run?
Archy Hamilton: As fast as a leopard!
Jack: Then let's see you do it!
Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you *say* that, Governor.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: [sighs, then gives the governor a paddleball] Here, sir, play with this.
Blazing Saddles
The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.
We're going to need a bigger boat!