Where are the single men?

[Deleted User]

I can offer all of the above - if you can tolerate a slight leaning towards the short, hairy and morose. Oh, and a slight leaning generally - legs don't quite match.

Stevie G

HERE i be ladies, form an orderly queue.Doing Burnham Beeches this sunday, anyone fit and ladylike doing it?

[Deleted User]

<fret>

xl is about to be horrid I can tell

[Deleted User]

I fit most of your criterea... apart from the single bit...

[Deleted User]

You can get sex dolls that make encouraging comments BTW, I don't think they actually cheer mind you.

Muttley

I fit all the criteria ... but no car.

How does that song go? Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money ....

Oh, and no money either.

10p badger

i fit none of your criteria, except that i have a massive knob.......

Don Minquez

ROFL!

THE PIMP MOBILE!

10p badger

....and the pimp mobile......

10p badger

be afraid....be very afraid....

SusieBee

...Ouch!

10p badger

no, it's ok Susie, you don't have to be afraid, you're perfectly safe...

[Deleted User]

10p that was one of my criteria so you aint doing bad!

[Deleted User]

sorry ladies

been available for years - but no longer.

its true what they say

Don Minquez

Well, I have a disability, so I'm bound to be discounted!

[Deleted User]

That men look like the back end of buses?

i'm sure that's not what you meant..

[Deleted User]

'sok, I'm off to collect my pension, my have better luck at the post office

now, where did I leave that zimmer frame..

[Deleted User]

I'm 94 you know

10p badger

Wolfetta, but surely you wouldn't be so fickle as to like a man just because i have something resembling a baby's arm between my legs, and a tongue that has a "vibrate" button? Not you, surely, you're a classy bird!!?

The pimp mobile is veeeeery sexy, though. Jon was taken over all of a flutter, weren't you sweetie? ;o)

[Deleted User]

can you get male sex dolls?

[Deleted User]

course you can yoga.. they're called footballers

[Deleted User]

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Don Minquez

10p, I think the term fluttered is a little quaint... Try "Jon nearly crapped himself in the pimp mobile"... That'd be more accurate!

[Deleted User]

better check anne summers for a footballer

[Deleted User]

yoga: yes but you'll never guess where the valve is to blow them up.

[Deleted User]

Woo, go GL, sounds like there may be a few potential candidates on here!

Personally I am liking the sound of 10p's cough-assets-cough....shame I'm spoken for already!

[Deleted User]

the ear?

[Deleted User]

Can you get them?

I used to be one - see that film "Mannequin"? Same thing happened to me, and look where that's left me. Shame, I was really good at it too.

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy

Don't ask for much do ya?!

[Deleted User]

wouldn't be the ear yoga, it'd go straight out the other side