Where are the single men?

10p badger

not really the picture i was trying to conjure up, Jon, but it is technically accurate, i'll grant you.

[Deleted User]

Yoga: keep guessing but here's another clue - once fully inflated they roll over and go to sleep.

[Deleted User]

<settles down to watch ensuing chaos whilst filing nails>

[Deleted User]

with the amount of flirting and downright smutiness that goes on in these threads i think a forum "speed" dating session is well overdue. anyone ever been? i haven't...... but we could use the same questions they do to assess compatibility. maybe RW wouldn't approve.

10p badger

i think flirting is outrageous...

[Deleted User]

at least they don't fart in bed

[Deleted User]

you can buy footballers at anne summers???!!!

TopSec

10p, don't think you bother with the flirting bit - just straight in there with you!!

10p badger

the realistic ones do, and they also shove your head under the covers.

10p badger

YAY! Hi TopSec, fancy a sh*g? )

[Deleted User]

speed dating relay race

[Deleted User]

[batting eyelashes] Hi 10p!

So, its true what they say?! Big nose big knob?!

[Deleted User]

Anyway GL, I think your two year old picture is very attractive - what fantastic eyes, cheekbones, and a lush mane of hair - what more could any bloke want?! And with your current exercise programme, I bet the muscle tone is fab!









This is a much better thread than you'd get on the IHDG! ;-)

[Deleted User]

I really wish Ihadn't said that, I just know where that is going with you lot

10p badger

big nose, WC Fields...

Hi D xx

[Deleted User]

'singles' races - now there's an idea!

[Deleted User]

lol

hey BG, how's the world with you?

[Deleted User]

wish I hadn't started this, I have thoroughly knackered any chance of getting some work done today now

TopSec

Singles race - what (who)? do you get if you come last (or should I say finish last)??

10p badger

TopSec, i'm afraid i am the prize for finishing last, so you'd all better get yer skates on!!

Don Minquez

Singles racing. The winner comes last...


















I'm sorry!

TopSec

Sorry 10p, just had my bowl of cereal prior to tonights run, any physcal activity now would give me a dicky tummy ...... maybe later ..

[Deleted User]

Fine thanks, and you? You've thoroughly knackered my chances of getting any more work done too, at least there's only 15 mins left! Roll on 5pm and riding.....

Don Minquez

Riding what, pray tell?!

Don Minquez

I'm outta this thread anyway... (slaps wrist)

[Deleted User]

Teehee Jon! Like it, except I'm not fast enough to win yet.

Sulks.

[Deleted User]

Jon, I'll let you guess...



Clue - it's big!

10p badger

Stop looking at me, everybody...

[Deleted User]

lol bg and badger

10p badger

actually, my willy resembles a baby carrot, look! <comes from behind sofa, wearingnothing but a smile>