Hog-mouse, we have everything anyone could possibly want in this pub. We even have a cupboard under the stairs where we keep assorted celebrities to bring out when we need them.
M.ouse - lovely to see you too *mwah* Long time and all that!
Good morning/ evening (just had a sleep so it feels like morning to me even though it's not) hope you don't mind me joining you . Please could I have a coffee with baileys?
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Perhaps we could get Mava to buy it ?
What's your pleasure, good people?
*blows dust off counter*
*puts Green Day on jukebox*
isn't it a bit early for a drink...
Well, it's nearly 2 o'clock in the afternoon where I am, so no In any case, we do tea and coffee too.
Any croissants to go with the coffee?
Blimey, customers!!
*puts coffee on, bungs croissants in oven*
Just one moment - I need to adjust my cleavage and make sure my earrings are sufficiently Bet Lynch for the occasion.
Oy, Solb - don't you go dissing my croissants! I'll have you know I baked them myself, this very morning.
*hoiks bosom*
Why, thank you
Didn't take long for the smut to start, did it?
I am off to do my assignment, please don't let me back in til its done
Okay,I can do Death Stares almost as well as Tickled Pink, so be warned!
Can I have tea please?
English Breakfast, Early Grey, Darjeeling, Assam or herbal?
Latte for me please, with Colombian beans if at all possible
I don't drink tea or coffee...so it will have to be alcohol...
Feck me. It's good to have you back Sweetest.
Nice tits by the way.
*mwah*
Ooh, English breakfast please
I like it in here. Hot drinks on demand, squishy cushions and - by the sound of it - ample bosoms.
Been to the hospital. An hr and a half for a 30 sec consult.
Solb do you have any curlywurlies, I could right fancy one now.
My norkage is what drew many customers to this establishment..
*sinks into dreamy reminiscences* And that's not an easy word to spell, you know!
Hog-mouse, we have everything anyone could possibly want in this pub. We even have a cupboard under the stairs where we keep assorted celebrities to bring out when we need them.
M.ouse - lovely to see you too *mwah* Long time and all that!