Jelly Leg News (Essential News):-This is the bi-monthly publication whereby Mr Mouse exposes his thoughts on your subconscious delight in preparing for Tough Guy. It publishes an unusual training regime to harden you for the rigors of what you are about to receive once you have entered. It is also a translation of the passion to create a better world to live in.
didn't get half my tea - went everywhere with the shivering
and by the way newcomers - stock up on stamps now as you will need more in due course!!!
barkles - donation is extra over entry fee so it helps the charity. if you donate £50 + entry fee you will get onto the front squad. or save your money and blag your way down!
simple description of TG for El Barklero (for some reason in a jose type mood)
turn up - change - start - run - climb - crawl - dunk - fall - swim - swear - finish - tea - shower - change - beers - natter - smile - go home - sleep - fill entry form in for next year
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Jelly Leg News (Essential News):-This is the bi-monthly publication whereby Mr Mouse exposes his thoughts on your subconscious delight in preparing for Tough Guy. It publishes an unusual training regime to harden you for the rigors of what you are about to receive once you have entered. It is also a translation of the passion to create a better world to live in.
(Wonder if we can quote for the print?)
Barkles £30 plus 6 stamps.
I've already got all those symptoms, especially the 'Rigid Mortice" just can't get my desk drawer open.
BARKLES our (not mine thank God) childrens future is in your hands. Can't you fill out a simple form.
Can I get double next year d'ya think ?
and by the way newcomers - stock up on stamps now as you will need more in due course!!!
barkles - donation is extra over entry fee so it helps the charity. if you donate £50 + entry fee you will get onto the front squad. or save your money and blag your way down!
ok.. got it!
Am in!
This story should take a few assemblies to tell. Best get lots of pics !
what have I let myself in for, exactly?
Ok, so there is mud..... what else?
Funny I wasn't shivering at all at the end...must be the lard!
Barkles - its like its a-knock-out with a run at the start...nothing to worry about.
(coming from captian panic attack)
Good fun had by all, what!
Tunnels-smunnels...just a little bit of fun to break up an otherwise dull run....although what out for the strange voices!
And fire.
Oh, did we mention the barbed wire ?
turn up - change - start - run - climb - crawl - dunk - fall - swim - swear - finish - tea - shower - change - beers - natter - smile - go home - sleep - fill entry form in for next year
Barkles, talking of words you've not been poetical of late.......I do so enjoy your poetical moments.....<dreamy sigh>
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
Although you missed before turn up & change
Panic / curry / beer / fart