Cramp? Nah, that'll never work... What you do next, is land very, very awkwardly on your leg, breaking it and causing the bone to pop through the skin... That'll stop him in his tracks.
<pogoes maniacally through thread, in one door and out the other, into the garden, whence comes the sound of breaking glass, clanging dustbins, and a distressed cat>
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or should I reserve that for the cute flm physio?
Willy, I know where you live...
how about snapping a finger nail?
you need help
can't damage legs, got decent legs. rest is a shambles thrown together by a drunk, but legs are OK
I think I'll go with the broken finger nail
Easy
I could do a very good seat drop.
Ok, how about falling over and impaling yourself on some fencing?
sorry..
mmmmm! eeeeeeeeegg!
puff, do you need a hand beating these oiks into a pulp?
<removes all sharp objects and meat-tenderising hammers from the immediate area>
i just need to belly flop on 10p and i think I'm sorted then
Darn, that badger moves to fast.
Hey Ginge i got an idea
You know that pit for catching the fishermen....
<evil glint in eye as surveys number of blokes in thread>
What do you think?
you go from the left
I'll go from the right
right.......
one
two
three
gooooooooooooooooooooooooo
innoculous looking
obviously