I have a top pad in Mayfair, all my own hair (mostly), oodles of cash, drive a Lamborghini, do a big job in the City and am hung like a stallion*.
Unfortunately, I also have chronic halitosis, male-pattern baldness, am anally retentive, no personality to speak of and wear big trousers like Simon Cowell up to my armpits.
I would love to hear from any women with low - or better still no -standards.
Did I mention I have lots of money? Oh, and the big sports car. Don't forget that.
Lines are open now.
Hello? Hello-oh?
* shetland pony
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Oh dear !
This one is going down the pan for sure !
not meeeee not meeeee
(oh please oh please)
(said in style of Gary Larson cats)
(Mother always said it doesn't pay to be picky.)
IT'S FECKING MCGOOHAN
BAST*RD!!!!!!!
YOU are SO for it mate!!!!!!!!!!!!
oo ek... rumbled...
You have abusive email darlin'
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Colin! What are you doing, using my picture like that: giving me a bad rep and all that!
Was going to suggest your alter ego get one of these
for Mr.Sad<a/>
but you have been rumbled !
(blush)
(and impressed at outshining Randy Andy Hay!)
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Excellent site RN: "The ugly bag has instructions on how to use it and if they are really ugly, you'd better buy two and double bag'em just in case!" ROFL
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That's got to be hard to turn down!