Anyway this pub should be called the Runners Legs not arms.
Now do you have a bar billiards table in here ? Most pubs seem to have got rid of them and it was a great game. Saw one on TV the other night. Think it was in the background of the bar in Hustle.
Buxom barmaid is here, bit tiddly as she's been out drinking champagne but possibly still capable of pulling pints, making a few ham sandwiches and listening to you all telling me your wife doesn't understand you.
What's your pleasure then, ladies and gent?
<<ST puts some funky tunes on the juke box and polishes up a few glasses>>
I'm not, no, you're right. It's ok though, sniff, sniff. Sorry I called for the barman. I just ran in and needed a drink. Could I have some more now, please <flutters eyelashes> (which she doesn't really have).
Course you can have some more Womble, in fact why don't you all come behind the bar and just help yourselves? I'm tired now from all my champagne guzzling earlier so I'm just going to give the keys to a responsible person and go home.
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Why is it not open yet? Hasn't that 24 hour thing started? Do I have a problem?
It's completely empty. Do you think I should just help myself?
Hold on, what am I doing? I've got a run to do this morning! Sorry, must go. See you later.
Anyway this pub should be called the Runners Legs not arms.
Now do you have a bar billiards table in here ? Most pubs seem to have got rid of them and it was a great game. Saw one on TV the other night. Think it was in the background of the bar in Hustle.
A pint of the usual and a packet of salt and vinegar please, barman.
Bar billiard sounds good, haven't played it in years!
What's your pleasure then, ladies and gent?
<<ST puts some funky tunes on the juke box and polishes up a few glasses>>
<drools wildly then unfortunately collapses unconscious under table>
<<ST bends over to lift up DanDan who recovers sufficiently to ogle her cleavage again and promptly suffers a relapse>>
Any strong gentlemen in tonight who will give me a hand to pour DanDan into a taxi?
<looking cool>
Hi ST. Pint and a packet of salt and vinegar please.
<<ST lobs crisps to MB>>
A pint of your best bitter this evening please. Ta for the crisps.
Been busy?
MB, here's your pint. On the house to make up for delay, but don't tell the landlord or he'll dock it from my wages.
It's been dead quiet in here tonight. Think all the punters have gone down the dodgy 80s night club again.
It's always happy hour in here! At least when I'm serving.
I reckon the landlord needs to run a quiz night to get people back in the pub.
There you go sir, enjoy your drinks. On the house.
Put some music on the juke box, please.
<<ST makes appointment to get her eyes tested first thing tomorrow mornign>>
Mind you, it's difficult to tell gender when you're dressed as a womble...
I want a round on beer and crisp flavours.
and linking in rather smoothly, can I have another beer and some crisps?
Any responsible people in here tonight?
And has DanDan got home safely?