Erm.... something nice about the ex... erm.................. erm................ oooh I know... When he was drunk (which was all the time) he fell asleep in the armchair so if I was really quiet I could sneak up to bed and leave him there, thus enabling me to get a good nights sleep. It also improved my sneaking abilities... Did you know, if you walk up the stairs on the side closest to the wall they are less likely to creak???
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Do you want my ex's phone number?
Women, there's no pleasing us ........
lol Hashette
It's true, but at least it amuses us when the menfolk try!
I think she's finally realised that boys need their Dads!
She could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe .........if she tried!!!
She never said 'not tonight'
Thats it!!!!!!
Everything else was bad!
Oooh an old thread with a new lease of life...
Erm.... something nice about the ex... erm.................. erm................ oooh I know... When he was drunk (which was all the time) he fell asleep in the armchair so if I was really quiet I could sneak up to bed and leave him there, thus enabling me to get a good nights sleep. It also improved my sneaking abilities... Did you know, if you walk up the stairs on the side closest to the wall they are less likely to creak???
he was nice
And that's it. No spark, no great romance, no passion, he put me in mind of a pair of slippers that fit and were just comfortable. How very dull.
Oh hello old thread.
She fecked off.
which ex?
I mean I didn't meet my husband til i was 35, so it's not that unusual to have more than 1 ex in that number of years!
She had a nice figure..................................
................for an elephant.
Um...
Er....
...I liked your car?
Your mate gave you an STD ?