Paris-Versailles

[Deleted User]

well you do look old enough to be her father

jelly bean

....alas that's what fatherhood does to a man

Coops10

Laura! You're being a bit nasty today....You've slaughtered me and JB today.

jelly bean

..although the hair loss is probably genetic

[Deleted User]

just giving as good as i get! maybe i feel nasty today. ha!

jelly bean

yeah I was all set for a crack at ya mum Coops and Laura went and blew my cover...tsk.

Coops10

Don't worry JB, I won't tell her. Better fly out to the Canaries to meet her though.....

Laura, I'm never nasty to anyone, I think it's disgraceful behaviour.

jelly bean

that's good of you Coops you're a gent!

Coops you've got to make allowances.......it's the testosterone you know!

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy

Isn't "Preston Spears" the same as lying on a bed of nails?

Coops10

Testosterone? Isn't that them triangle shaped chocolate bars?

[Deleted User]

Ahem... going back a page... JB you cheeky sod! You know you'd kill to be my age again!!

[Deleted User]

Coops - you're a triangle shaped cow! In the nicest possible way of course!

Agree Laura is on top form today. I love it when she gets going on you lot!!

Coops10

Gets going on us lot? That sounds a bit rude Rach. Sounds like a good proposition though.

[Deleted User]

er...not in the mood im in today coops!! thanks rach! Killer B-explain your comment please!

and jelly- "I'm a lady..." hopefully not too much testerone kicking around in here!

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy

pressed on spears?

Coat please! Taxi! :-)

Coops10

Don't worry Killer B, I will explain - she is a woman after all. Now Laura - PRESSED ON SPEARS. Make sense now?!

As for your mood, don't worry, I've lived with a woman, and I've seen it all - nothing phases me anymore! Good Emily Howard impression BTW - "I'm a laydeeeeeee, I must cover my testiclay".

[Deleted User]

You mean having sex?

Coops10

Where did that come from Rach?!

[Deleted User]

ha, ha, they say we all think about it what is it, every 10 seconds-sorry killerB obviosuly a bit slow on the uptake today

Coops10

I don't, I think about art, museums and charity. I think you lot are shocking.

jelly bean

Rach anyone would think I was a lot older than you, there's a bigger gap between me and Helen and besides I was 2 stone heavier when I was your age.

The Preston spears refers to what Brit-nee has just called her baby...tsk.

Laura testosterone is in part responsible for a womans libido but also raises levels of aggression!

I remember this girl at a party back in 83', she was tattooed at a time when..it wasn't fashionable.....but then anchors and mum & dad never have been on women. She sat down next to me and...............

Coops10

Was Kajagoogoo on in the background?

jelly bean

ah, a fellow collector...

[Deleted User]

I'm too shy for that

[Deleted User]

boom boom i'm on form today

Coops10

Laura, I'm impressed with that one!

Coops10

JB, did you "do her" in your Capri?

[Deleted User]

how so? its well cheesy! but i love it! jelly i am aware of britneys new offspring but just was slow on Killer B's joke...and i know about male and female hormones...just hoep i have a few more of the latter, althouh liek you say today maybe i have an attack of the former

Coops10

Let's have an 80's music quiz! Who wants to go first?

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy

I know about male/ female hormones, but have no understanding of female ones.