Mike Jackson

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I guess we wll know fairly soon if there really was a Michael & Latoya?

Bouncing Barlist

I thought Elvis was Latoya?

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In tribute to Michael Jackson Rolf Harris is going to do "Two little boys" at Glastonbury.

Corinthian

Sick barstards...

Keep em coming...

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His doctor said he thought Jackson had been ill for a while,as some of his behaviour recently had been a bit off the wall!

Coops10

Weird coincidence he died the same day as Farrah Fawcett.

One played with Majors, the other played with minors.

runnersbeen

Madame Tussards are waiting a new delivery....

Coops10

Paramedic 1 "his heart has just stoppped"

Paramedic 2 "Just beat it, just beat it!"

Muttley

MacDonalds are to release a Michael Jackson memorial burger - 50-year-old meat between 10-year-old buns.

Nick L

...hes not really dead - they found him in the childrens ward of the hospital having a stroke.

Nicko. Hdau

He,s not really dead.

He's bad!

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All his fans have now gone into sha-mourning

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Michael Jackson's dying wish was to be cremated and put into an etch a sketch so that kids would be able to play with him for a change

Don Minquez

Michael Jackson's bosy is to be recycled into grocery bags. That way, he can continue to be white, made of plastic and a danger to kids.

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I do hope when you sick f***s die, people make up jokes to upset your families too.

fat buddha

[hands a chill pill to RR.......]

if people make sick fucking jokes up when I die, I will be happy as it least it means people have thought about me......

Coops10

I'd expect the same if I was a kiddy fiddling weirdo. 

Farrah Fawcett arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter grants her one wish.  She thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the World would be safe".........

Coops10

Ditto FB, I would expect nothing less either, because I am a bit of a c*nt! 

fat buddha

Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.

Coops10

Jockeys at tomorrow's race meeting in Epsom will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.

fat buddha

Michael Jackson is confirmed dead believed to have drowned in the Hudson river - he was found bobbing up and down on a bouy.

fat buddha

coops - that jockey one is just fucking brilliant!!!!

fat buddha

I do wonder if this thread will make 5pm.......

Coops10

If anyone is at a loose end tonight, I have a spare ticket to go and watch the Jackson Four!

PloddingOn

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In prepartion for michaels funeral his parents were aksed what colour coffin they would like.

They said it didn't matter if it was "black or White"

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The recession is getting worse, even the music industry have been hit,  the jackson 5 have just laid one off

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Still sick, the lot of you. Please all leave me a name of one your family who has died, and I will make up some sick jokes..here's waiting.

Flat Footed

The Jackson four just doesn't have the same ring to it, neither does Macauly Culkin since he spent a night at Neverland.

(going straight ot hell for that one)

Coops10

My Auntie Rita. Fill your boots.