Things you want to say but can't

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  • Dear Chef

    there was too much nutmeg in my spinach tonight

  • Dear Certain Someone.

    I adore you, please marry me.

  • Dear correspondent, if you don't know how to spell a word please look it up. Do not just write any old toss and put (sp) after it.

    To all forumites, please use the following correct spellings.

    Definitely
    Truly
    Memento
    You're (this is short for "you are")
    Your (possessive adjective)

    NLR You are quite the attention seeker.
  • Your right their Okapi
  • their what??

    Morning Leanne - now that made me LOL!!

  • Gyraffe wrote (see)
    Do not just write any old toss and put (sp) after it.
    LOL!!! image
  • sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

    Dear Certain Someone.

    I adore you, please marry me.
    OK I'm yours
  • Someone said she was f***ing Goofy

  • Dear TV cook...

    Please learn how to pronounce "Chorizo" properly.  It's shu-ree-sso... not chur-ritzo.

  • no it isnt.

    and even if Spanish is phonetic there are regional variations

    but shu ree sso isnt one of them

    neither is chur-ritzo admittedly

    choritho or chorisso more likely

    the ch is pronounced as in chop not shop

  • oh I bow to thee ye brightest of sparks... image
  • imagehehehehehhehehehehehehe
  • *pads off to distribute free tscherrizzo to the homeless cos it's a lifestyle choice everyone should have access to*
  • slowfoot wrote (see)
    sarah the bookworm wrote (see)
    Dear Certain Someone. I adore you, please marry me.
    OK I'm yours


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  • Nam wrote (see)
    *pads off to distribute free tscherrizzo to the homeless cos it's a lifestyle choice everyone should have access to*
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  • *sits on street corner with scabby dog on a rope and filthy blanket (through choice of course)*

    Can I have some chuuuuuurreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetho please???

    ...and can I have a wee glass of reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoch-ha too? Mooooooochas grassy-ass image
  • Of course Ma'am...

    *looks at grassy-ass*

    It's all part of the service as part of our lifestyle choice platinum programme....

    *feeds tschorrizzo to dog*

  • *eats dog*

    Mmmmmm, tschorrizzo image

    You still checking out my ass??? image
  • Sarah

     I'm yours forever or till I win a RW competition  So Forever it is  image

  • Never mind eh, Sarah. If he gets too troublesome, there is always Dignitas...

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  • Oh

    Lea I'll get NLR to train with you if you carry on like this!!

  • No, I live in North London so he's mine..........<img /><img />
  • slowfoot wrote (see)

    Sarah

     I'm yours forever or till I win a RW competition  So Forever it is  image
    Lee the Pea wrote (see)
    Never mind eh, Sarah. If he gets too troublesome, there is always Dignitas... image
    Who needs Dignitas when you can do a DIY jobbie at home? image
  • Lee the Pea wrote (see)
    *sits on street corner with scabby dog on a rope and filthy blanket (through choice of course)* Can I have some chuuuuuurreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetho please??? ...and can I have a wee glass of reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoch-ha too? Mooooooochas grassy-ass image
    Stop talking scottish, you know us Londoners can't understandimage
  • Me parece el norte de londres hombre es correcto-verdad? (no dictionary required)
  • Ah, but then you have to deal with the mess Sarah. At least at Dignitas they shove you in to a bin bag and straight into a skip...saves you having to roll a body up in a carpet to disguise it, and then you've got the worry about having to dump it in the woods after dark.

    Whessht FF, ye ken fine whit am sayin
  • ok nice and easy so even the tickies can understand.......ch is pronounced ch as in chop in all spanish. The c that makes the th sound in Castillian spanish is made when the c is followed by an i or an e. As in cerveza pronounced ther- bay-thah. So in no way can it be thureezzo
  • WHAT?

    When was the last time you heard a spaniard put a "b" in cerveza?? I'm not saying I speaka de lingo but I know you dont pronounce it like that!!

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