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Ooooh I've been promoted... If you find any sweeties down the side of the Chair Yeo, they're mine and have probably been licked at some point so I'd hand them over if I was you.
I've entered loads of competitions on here that I didn't want to win... I think at some point I've even entered one to win a place in a marathon somewhere I probably couldn't get to when the furthest I'd done was a 10k.
I'm promoted too - I was Chair of Vice last time.
And the first Saucony comp was in 2003. I know cos I didn't win it that year or any cuffin year since.
Oh well, if that's how everyone feels, I'd better enter the GSR one.
2003 and losing ever since
Winning is not an option
slowfoot wrote (see)
Official Ruling:To be a member of the Runners World Official Losers ClubYou must have not won a prize of any sort from any form of competition. The only exclusion to this rule is if you won a goldfish at a school fate and you were under the age of 6 at the time of winningAnyone who has won a competition on RW is banned from taking part in any losers thread and will forever be mocked: Especially true if you have purple hair on your photo or are a bike riding mouseThe Life President is GoldiePresident is CazSoulChair is YeoOf course nobody won these roles they were simply given them following the last round of member baiting by Mr S over his imaginary running shoes
To be a member of the Runners World Official Losers Club
You must have not won a prize of any sort from any form of competition. The only exclusion to this rule is if you won a goldfish at a school fate and you were under the age of 6 at the time of winning
Anyone who has won a competition on RW is banned from taking part in any losers thread and will forever be mocked: Especially true if you have purple hair on your photo or are a bike riding mouse
The Life President is Goldie
President is CazSoul
Chair is Yeo
Of course nobody won these roles they were simply given them following the last round of member baiting by Mr S over his imaginary running shoes
*puts on hat and fake moustache*
I entered even though I have not got time to get in shape for it, still I'm not likely to win...
Mr SoreKnees is feeling the pinch thats why there has been only 1 pair of reconditioned old shoes on offer.
B what do you mean fake moustache
Love you always.
Now get lost
Be gone you you winner you
oh and well done
*rushes back out before anyone else notices*
off with ya and never darken our door again
Grrrrr bliddy winners......
coming round these here parts with their winnin' ways.....
I wonder what we can lose tody?
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the Friday one isn't open yet..............
Can't believe it won't let me enter........................I have a right not to win..they are breaking my human rights................
You got that spam email going around form Garmin then Cinders
Come on, Come on, Come on...
I'm itching to know what I'll lose today. And as Friday is Losers' Day when will the weekly list be posted?
Oh Cinders <shakes head sadly> Still, as others have said it's a good one not to lose. After all you may have lost your loser status with some Lucozade shit.
Oooh well done Cinders, nice prize to lose your loser status for but go now into the desolate land that is the winners area... You'll find Small there...just thought I'd mention it as I noticed her sticking her paws round the door a few pages back... If you remember she WON a pair of soreknees one year.
LOL Yeo... 5minutes???
Cinders is a winner? Burn her
He's an old man, Caz, his heart won't take any longer than that
Yay one more chance to not win some orange soreconnys
The new comp is up
Thanks for your tact and sympathy Mr W.
It's horrid coloured Soccerknee stuff today. Don't worry, it'll soon get muddy in this weather.
If you're unlucky enough to w*n that is.
I look terrible enough while I'm running anyway. I can't see how bright orange kit could make me look worse.
Who invited you here!!