Dunsfold sportive anyone?

DTB Ultra Cake Pimp

Nope he's running a mara that day I think.....

We'l have to do dinner before you feck orf back to Oz

Kanga M

Sounds like a plan ... so long as it involves cake  

Saffers

Well that's a bummer Ditchy......I was hoping you were gonna pace me and hubby around that little short route.

M...eldy

She wont, but I might  

Kanga M

Oh, what ? Everyone's buckering or wimping out and going short. Regensburg isn't *that* far away you know !

Knit one, purl one, knit one, purl one.

M...eldy

Oi convict!!   Wind yer neck in


I entered the short one to keep Ditchy company and now she decides to go and work for a living 

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M...eldy wrote (see)

Oi convict!!   Wind yer neck in


I entered the short one to keep Ditchy company and now she decides to go and work for a living 

So HTFU a bit and do the medium. At least.

M...eldy

and you can wind your neck in as well !!

Saffers

Yeah wind those necks in you lot!!   Nuffink wrong with short.  Meldy.....I shall bring tow rope .....

Kanga M

C'mon, go long and release your inner Bassy !

Little Ninja

I'm out too unfortunately. Good luck Saffers Enjoy all.

Saffers

 Dropping like flies......... that's a bummer LN.

Dustboy

58 miles is a jolly long way, 45 flat left me cacked yesterday!

Saffers

Best go short then......

Dustboy

Hmm, will see. Short with Saffers or languish for the sweeper in the middle. Which was very funny.

Where can I find someones thighs to massage (female preferably) 

[Deleted User]

I'm still in. Medium for me.

[Deleted User]

Artful Hen wrote (see)

I'm still in. Medium for me.

All the best people are!!

Kanga M

AliAird wrote (see)

Artful Hen wrote (see)

I'm still in. Medium for me.

All the best people are!!

Best get yourself a skirt mte  Ben and his brother James are going long as well

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Kanga (M.) wrote (see)

AliAird wrote (see)

Artful Hen wrote (see)

I'm still in. Medium for me.

All the best people are!!

Best get yourself a skirt mte  Ben and his brother James are going long as well

Can I borrow one of yours?!

Anyway, what do you guys know?! You're convict stock and Ben jumps out of perfectly good airworthy planes.

Kanga M

AliAird wrote (see)

Ben jumps out of perfectly good airworthy planes.

Technically, he spends days hanging around hilly farms waiting for half decent conditions, then throws himself off hills strapped to a large pair of Y-fronts, for a few minutes whoopee time. I can see why triathlon is more appealing

Dustboy

Quite looking forward to this now with my new pussy tyres and ludicrously fluorescent gloves. Though if anyone has sensible and practicable suggestions for avoiding hotspots on the balls of the feet, I will furnish you with Creme Egg.

Motivation, to take a picture of that "This way, that way, somewhere else" road sign and send a convict back to prison, I think I have finally realised why people think I am odd....LOL

Kanga M

We don't think mate, we KNOW ! 

Kanga M

Sure this isn't up to date ...

Ooho, go on then, just a small one
Iron M.aiden
Saffers & Mr Saffers
Meldy

Piddling Middling
AH
Tommygun2
AliAird (still waiting for final clearance before launch - do we still think they will take entries on the day?)
Mouse
Dustboy

Large portions, with extra cake and hills
Kanga
bhflyer & brother
Bassy
FB & Petal
No Way Out

Buckered
LN
DTB

[Deleted User]

Ooho, go on then, just a small one
Iron M.aiden
Saffers & Mr Saffers
Meldy

Macho Middling, quality in every stroke
AH
Tommygun2
AliAird
Mouse
Dustboy

Slightly longer ride, clearly feel the need to overcompensate...
Kanga
bhflyer & brother
Bassy
FB & Petal
No Way Out

Buckered
LN
DTB

[Deleted User]

  I will be there, its gotta be the long un

I seem to have fudged the list

Ooho, go on then, just a small one
Iron M.aiden
Saffers & Mr Saffers
Meldy 

Piddling Middling
AH
Tommygun2
AliAird
Mouse
Dustboy

Large portions, with extra cake and hills
Kanga
bhflyer & brother
Bassy
FB & Petal
No Way Out

W.H                                                                                                                                                                    

Buckered
LN
DTB

Kanga M

AliAird wrote (see)

Macho Middling, quality in every stroke
AH

Not sure Henny could, or would want to be, described as 'macho'

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Kanga (M.) wrote (see)

AliAird wrote (see)

Macho Middling, quality in every stroke
AH

Not sure Henny could, or would want to be, described as 'macho'

OK, she can provide the quality!

Though I heard her swimming is more macho that her mentor!!

Kanga M

AliAird wrote (see)

Though I heard her swimming is more macho that her mentor!!

Certainly straighter ! I'd never make it as a homing pidgeon

Kanga M

OK, taper time kids, it's only next weekend

[Deleted User]

Good point Kanga, taper time it is!

What time are people getting there? Not done a Sportive before, is registration a pain?