WLTM any desperate/drunk* female runners

I have a top pad in Mayfair, all my own hair (mostly), oodles of cash, drive a Lamborghini, do a big job in the City and am hung like a stallion*.

Unfortunately, I also have chronic halitosis, male-pattern baldness, am anally retentive, no personality to speak of and wear big trousers like Simon Cowell up to my armpits.

I would love to hear from any women with low - or better still no -standards.

Did I mention I have lots of money? Oh, and the big sports car. Don't forget that.

Lines are open now.

Hello? Hello-oh?





* shetland pony
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