The Runner's Arms. (Forum pub.)

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Yum, yum!

Womble

Now you'll have to pour another one for me!

[Deleted User]

One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me.............

Womble

Enuffff

<thud>

[Deleted User]

Lightweight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Womble

Burp

[Deleted User]

Pats Womble on the back and wobbles off back to the bar, more beer and crisps please!!

[Deleted User]

Quiet in here tonight.

[Deleted User]

bit like the europa then glugg!!!

Sweetest Thing

Evening! New customers?? Steak and kidney pie, veggie chilli and salmon risotto on the menu tonight, if you're interested.

Oh, btw, I'm the buxom barmaid, but I'm not very good at turning up for work on time. I also forget to make sure everyone has left the pub before I go home of an evening, so the profits have been going down. Dearie me!

<ST adjusts her blouse and reapplies her lipstick>

[Deleted User]

Blady runs in from the kitchen and lears at buxom barmaid ;-))

[Deleted User]

ran too fsat and msut hvae dnurk too much, forgot my own name!!

[Deleted User]

You`re a bad man Baldy, put your eyes back in!

Sweetest Thing

Evening baldy. Good picture, but don't think it does you justice, now I've seen you leering over the bar at me. Settle down now.

Do you think I should do up a few more buttons on my blouse?

What's your poison? Bishops Finger is very popular with the patrons this week..

Sweetest Thing

Glugg, Bishops Finger? Or would you prefer something from our well-stocked wine cellar?

[Deleted User]

old perculiar probably best suited for me!!

[Deleted User]

I`ll have a pint of Old Tosser please.

Sweetest Thing

*giggles coquettishly from behind her hand*

Oh, you are very naughty! Old Tosser indeed.

Old Pekulier coming up. Will have to find some Old Tosser out the back.

<ST wanders out back>
"Old Tosser, Old Tosser, are you there?"

[Deleted User]

Hello??

Sweetest Thing

That was a quick name change!!

[Deleted User]

Time for me to find some Old Git

says good night and heads off to nudge a sleeping mrs b in the back!

[Deleted User]

Evening all.

Could I have an Old Peculiar and some of that S&K pie please?
Haven't had my post dinner meal yet, so a bit hungry.

Sweetest Thing

Night baldy, sleep well

Womble

A little of the veg chilli, please, and ermm a huge whisky with a SC thrown in. Thank you most kindly

Sweetest Thing

Evening Womble and MB.

Pie and chilli, plus drinks.. enjoy!

<ST adopts listening barmaid pose>
Tell me about your days, then?

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Hi ST.

Lovely Pie.
Been a hectic day (booo)... collecting money (yaayyy).

How's the life of a barmaid treating you?

Womble

Rather busy for a non-wuk day actually. Had booked those lovely Ocado peeps to bring my shopping round between 7&8am. Arrived 7.15 so had to get all that stuffed into cupboards. Brekkie, put recycling stuff out. De-limescaled my bathrooms (ooh that sounds posh - more than one bathroom). Popped up to see doc. Did washing and stuff. Played online. A bit. Then a bit more. Filing. Tidying up. Did cooking for the r*n club supper club as it was my turn to poison them. Dragged food up to club on bicycle (very green me, being a womble, no car). Did fekkin club 3 mile handicap for first time in ages (24.01 as you ask). Served up delish food. Came back home and then popped out to my favourite pub )

Womble

Wake up, wake up. It didn't seem that boring at the time. I don't do domesticated very often. Probably the only time this year!

You're a very good barmaid, even if you do arrive a bit late.

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Quiet day then Womble?

Womble

Thought I'd go for one of those tomorrow, MB, as I'll be back in the office.