ambulance-chasing lawyers, the 'have you had a trip or fall anywhere' brigade. They do my head in, especially the bloke on Galaxy FM - 'why don't you claim it's cause you're too bloody British'
Don't get me started on Gillian "I know f*ck all about nutrition" McKeith. Why do the TV companies continue to employ someone who has been shown to be a charlatan and a con-artist with less knowledge of nutritian than my dog?
<Joins the "slap Gillian Mckeith" queue behind Double O and makes some practice swings with his cricket bat>
I'll also slap the Daily Mail, in its entirety. Actually, no, can I just slap the media who hype, twist and completely misrepresent most things in the world.
The airheaded sloaney woman whose selfish parking of her 4x4 blocked the road when I was in a hurry, causing me to reverse into a post and whose response when I mentioned this when she finally deigned to return to her car was "Sorry," before she drove off...
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people with a mobile phone stuck to their ear when driving
a slap so hard it knocks the phone out of their hand
I'm with you Mrs Sossidge - Gillian McKeith - A slip might break her clean in two you know.
Red-top journalists
Paps
People who buy crappy 'gossip' magazines full of z-listers in their bikinis.
can I add my ten-pence worth:
ambulance-chasing lawyers, the 'have you had a trip or fall anywhere' brigade. They do my head in, especially the bloke on Galaxy FM - 'why don't you claim it's cause you're too bloody British'
I wanna poke his eyes out
Oh - I've got another one. People who refer to celebs by their first name, as if they know them. Jade, Dianna, Cheryl as examples.
Joins the Billy protection league. Slap me, slap me, I've enjoy it.
How about Persenters on GMTV. All deserve a good slap?
Don't get me started on Gillian "I know f*ck all about nutrition" McKeith. Why do the TV companies continue to employ someone who has been shown to be a charlatan and a con-artist with less knowledge of nutritian than my dog?
<Joins the "slap Gillian Mckeith" queue behind Double O and makes some practice swings with his cricket bat>
Mister W, you don't have a dog...
But I guess that makes the point even more
<Joins the "slap Gillian Mckeith" club>
This thread is bringing out a violent streak in me that I never knew existed.
The guys on the Confused.com ads who are trying to be wacky. They need not only a slap but a right good shoeing too.
I'll also join the "Slap Gillian McKeith" club.
I'll also slap the Daily Mail, in its entirety. Actually, no, can I just slap the media who hype, twist and completely misrepresent most things in the world.
With apols to any journos on here.
Halifax Howard - TWAT!
Paul Burrell, Madonna, Barrymore, the list is endless.....
Girl at work who has given me a horrid head cold.