Ben from the Apprentice - he makes me shout at the telly.
It seems though that a few of you would like to give ME a slap, I occasionally use LOL, I sometimes wear scarves - not to keep me warm - but for fashion!, and I sometimes buy crap trashy mags, mainly to pass the time in airports. I'm a bad person!
Lesley Garrett - for whinnying and yodelling whenever she gets the chance, just to prove she can sing. Yes love, we know you can, there's NO NEED to keep doing that!!!!
Oh yeh ......Joey Barton, deserves a slap,i suggest another nasty bit of work like Dnnis Wise does it, ha ha beat each other to pulp you pair of overpaid ass wipes
I've got another one to add. No idea who he is but he's just been on the 'world at one' and he was from the Sun Newpaper Radio! Needless to say I will be hunting him down so I can give him a dame good slap or two.
Sorry Kwilter, there's a waiting list to slap Gillian McKeith. If you put your name down now we can probably get you 5 minutes to slap her with a wet fish next Tuesday or you can join a group slapping a week on Saturday.
Can I add that stupid Norwegian referee from last nights champions league match to the list of people that need a slap? Stevie Wonder could have spotted those penalties!
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Dudes that don't listen to your advice at work and ask the same questions over and over again!
That Confused.com advert - I have to turn it off
In fact any insurance advert !
Confused.com - I'm glad its not me!!!
Ben from the Apprentice - he makes me shout at the telly.
It seems though that a few of you would like to give ME a slap, I occasionally use LOL, I sometimes wear scarves - not to keep me warm - but for fashion!, and I sometimes buy crap trashy mags, mainly to pass the time in airports. I'm a bad person!
Bono, 'those yellow glasses make me so cool' and 'The Edge' i dont have a proper name coz i'm too cool.
Pair of nob ends
Tourists! (I live in a tourist area so I suppose its my fault)
Dog owners who have no control over their dogs or think its ok to let them jump up you when you run past!
People who think its funny to run at the side of you or on the other side of the street (not so funny when you trip them up "opps I didnt see you!")
Media hype flu adverts, what next an advert to tell people to breath?
And sorry for the last one I support runners of any speed or fitness BUT
Runners who move right to the front of the starting pack, sprint off then start walking after half a mile forcing others to run round them.
Oh on a football theme;
Tevez
Drogba
Ronaldo
Cole (Joe)
I can't bear to watch their smug mugs
Agree YorksLass, in fact anyone who thinks singing power ballads constitutes talent. It's melodramatic sh1te!
"Now I am your laydeeeeeee..."
Chavs who run alongside until they realise they are chronically unfit and have to stop after verbal abuse, dimwit morons.
Dog owners who dont clear up thier dog crap on footpaths, anti social morons
Oh yeh ......Joey Barton, deserves a slap,i suggest another nasty bit of work like Dnnis Wise does it, ha ha beat each other to pulp you pair of overpaid ass wipes
People who stop in doorways, or at the top of escalators.
What's wrong with them
Or just stop for no reason in front of you!
Bru - very true
OR people that stand in front of the doors when you're waiting to get off the train - WHAT ARE YOU DOING! You can't get on if I can't get off DONUT!
Marc Almond
All the mugs that voted Labour at the last 3 elections
The irritating woman from the Definitely Go Dancing spin-off who seems to be on every programme on TV at the moment
C. Ronaldo - and all the other footballing cheats
Has anyone mentioned GIllian McKeith recently?
Dom Littlewood, my palm itches every time I see him, he so deserves a belt!
? hur? Is this on a porn channel your all watching?
p.s. Farnie come the chessire or we will put you on the list
I don't think I can afford it cake,
I am trying to move house