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Thus far this morning I have not had ANY cause for complaint about anyfink...
*feels deprived*
Oh would you PLEASE get your narratives right on your facebook updates, i don't know why but it is so annoying!!! "XXX XXXX is back but wishes i was still away" doesn't make sense!
I also don't need to know that you are having a bacon sandwich and then an hour later that you are sat in the bath - read a book, listen to some music just GET OFF YOUR PHONE!!!! I also wish that you would stop flirting with your girlfriend on fb, why not do things the old fashioned way and call her? Not everyone needs to know about your sex life!
JWrun - you can hide people's updates. I hide most of my family's because they will insist on using text speak and overdoing the exclamation marks!
Which reminds me - Dear Cousin, i saw your Mum the other day and she was very proud you got a 2:1. Well done you, now stop commentating on my status like some chavvy little ignorant oik. Really dear, "sum1" actually made be flinch, you can do better than this.
Love it LB
I'd love to use that, oh I'd LOVE to! Oh well, in my dreams.
Meanwhile...... I'm sorry to hear that, and will, of course, apologise for something that is completely outside my personal control whilst you make personal acusations of "you've" done this and "you've" done that. I will also sort your life out for you, whilst refraining from suggesting you get one.
Is it payday yet?
LOL yes it's quite eery....
surely... there MUST be something I could complain about....
*parcels up a long list and posts to Wales*
There you go Nam, all betterer
ANtb - I do hide the repeat offenders but if i'm having a bored moment I still look on his page, he's a lovely chap but dull as dishwater! I shouldn't do it cos it ALWAYS winds me up - I'm a glutton for punishment obviously!!
Text speak is also hideous, I have a friend who is doing a masters and types like he's got the IQ of a gnat! "yur m8, hd a greet laff, want 2 goo baack as son a poss." I mean thats not just me is it - it makes no sense!!
LOL at FB
I also hate text speak
Dear NHS
Its lovely that you are so well organised you managed to bring my appointment for minor surgery forward however it would have been more lovely if someone had remembered to tell me you had done that yesterday - a phone call at 8.30 asking where I was was kind oif too late when I was expecting to be needed til 11
HAve to say all the staff were lovely and they said sorry but still I spent ages wondering if I had missed something on theletter until I had reread it 5 times just to make sure
Oh, if only I had the time (or the skill). But I will remember it, and imagine using it in times of need,
<sighs happily>
Dear co-worker
How did you manage to afford the 3 expensive saucepans you told me you bought last week when you've not been able to get into work due to not being able to afford bus or train fare?
I'm sure we could entice NLR to pay you a visit, then you'll have lots to complain about, mwah ha ha ha ha 
Me too SchmunksDear *****,
The reason why there are a row of HGVs behind you, flashing you, their drivers gesturing irately in their mirrors at you, is not because they are ignorant w*****s, as you mouthed to them in your rearview mirror, it is because you are driving at 58mph in the outside lane of the A1M.
You may think I am reading my book, blissfully ignorant to the whole thing, but inside I'm weeping with frustration and am toying with the idea of leaping out of the passenger door or encouraging you to pull into the nearest service station, asking you to go to the shop for me because I feel a bit car-sick (but can you leave the keys in the ignition so I can listen to the radio...?) and then driving off before you get back!
And please, stop slagging off the other drivers...it's YOU who can't drive, not them!!!!!
How am I going to survive six hours of this. Please don't ever insist on driving me anywhere ever again. I just can't cope with it!!
(feel btter now...a little...)
I meant other that you, of course
Mine too, especially since we car share a lot, and he pays the petrol!!!!! hahahahaOi team mates! Team-mates! YoooHooo teamies! Where the f*ck are you? You've all b*ggered off early, haven't you? Boss is on leave, so you decided it's POETS day. I'm very disappointed in you. If you must engage in this kind of behaviour, you might tell me, so when someone asks me where you lot are, I can at least try and lie convincingly, rather than look blankly and mumble something unconvincing.