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good news for holloway women's prison football team. they have a new penalty taker.
White smoke has been seen coming from Battersea Dogs' Home. They've elected a new pup.
The food scandal gets worse. Tesco Value fishfingers have been found with traces of seahorse in.
What is Mr T's favourite yoghurt?
A petit filou.
What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
swim for your life
Why have elephants got big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.