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Morning all.
Planning to do some work today so that I can "work from home" ( ;o) ) on friday!
Announcement, announcement
The MJs have two tickets for Lake Vrynwy going spare.... you can even come in our minibus tho whether wickett would be wise to put his life in our hands after recent comments about a certain 'barmy army' I am not so sure...
( Ticker tape printer bursts into life)
Urgent newsflash:
IN Worcestershire today a smal squirrel stubbed it's little toe after misjudging a difficult jump to a new branch..
A tractor has left a bit of mud on a road somewhere...
At a fete.and old lady vomited onto a small boy scout..
A new strain of chutney fefver has been found at a priory near Malvern.
A Vicar has a cough.
end of urgent newsflash.
Would have gone for this, but big party chez moi this weekend. Planning on having a hanover (like Charlie) on Sunday morning.
Anyone NOT going to Lake Vrynywynmyn, is welcome to the party!
Crickey, that is big news barkles. I'm going home and locking the doors till we get the all clear.
Has there been an update on the squirrel?
(((((squirrel)))))
Not really into the hardcore trance scene - I'm more a techno-folk / jungle-wurzel kind of guy.
Wookie? Think I'm a bit small for that.
apart from the squirrel, who is doing well and expected to be released later this afternoon....
and the chutney fever.... obviously worrying for all you 'Wooses'
Wickett.. a few kegs of Knights cider should do the trick.
When our special hallucinogenic apple-chutney is used sensibly, is a wonderful thing. But, with all these dodgy eastern european batches being mixed up and imported by the likes of Jethro, distributed amongst the unassuming public - that's when the fever hits!
Trots for days on end.
(Hmm, 'Trots' - too much like 'Joggers')
I was going to purchase some of that get-you-High (5) Chutney for Lake V on thursday eve at my private party with him, but friend has found some that is only one year past its sell by date, and we think that will do just fine.
I've got several GO bars that expired mid 2004 (nasty anyway, so does it matter?), several gels that went the same way at the end of the year, and some powder that, well..., let's just say it's still there 'cos it's grim, but I need to start using the stuff.
I was thinking, if it's not green, then it's not bad (unless it's supposed to be green - in which case I probably wouldn't enjoy it anyway)
Safe?
anything could happen.
goooood morning Wooosstershire...
Cycled to swim in poo, only got 30 mins as the kids are now back at school
I think that Jethro is probably an unwitting mule in the illegal Eastern European chutney trade...I have tried to explain to him that New Balance really AREN'T trialling a new pickle range, but he will keep selling it, alongside 'Nike Mustard' (Bowerman version...yeah, right...) and 'Adidas French Dressing'...
Badge, what's the deal with the Vyrnweewee places? We might be interested if we can juggle a few times and dates over the weekend...
Fully loaded we got gels and supplies
It's time to leave this town
It's time to steal away
Let's go get lost
Anywhere in mid Wales...
That was the exact song I've been singing since your last post. Without the improved lyrics, obviously!
Or if they're bad, we can just vomit.
We'll give Crashie the gel placebo (shampoo), and see who performs best!
Maybe not such a great plan, but the offer stands!
Badge, you (hopefully) have mail...
On the Malvern Joggers Minibus, under Captain Chris
Chutney Tripping, around a big welsh lake
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse
There's Joggers on the homestraight now
HOmestraight now, homestraight now
There's Joggers on the homestraight now
Homestraight now, Chris